#dumb elsa

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lol

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Ahtohallan Iduna: "COME MY DARLINGS, HOMEWARD BO-- wait, didn't I have two daughters?" Elsa: "Uhh... yeah?" Ahtohallan Iduna: "No, this whole 'bridge reveal' thing is supposed to happen with both of you, that's the whole point. Go get your sister." Elsa: "Wait, what? But I just had to fight a Water Spirit and cross an ocean to get here!" Ahtohallan Iduna: "Well, then you should've fought a Water Spirit and crossed an ocean with your sister." Elsa: "But...!" Ahtohallan Iduna: "NOW, YOUNG LADY. Don't make me ask you again!" Elsa: "Aww, Mom..." *turns and walks out*

Elsa angrily leaves the room Iduna's voice echoes in the hallway behind her "I can hear you stomping your feet up those stairs! Your father and I taught you better than this!"

GOD, MOM, I'M GOING! LEAVE ME ALONE!!

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>Anna is the one who broke the dam and restored the flow of the river >Anna is the one who lifted the mist, ending 34 years of torment >Even now, Anna is the one who provides all the materials for helping the spirits I thought Elsa was supposed to be the Protector of the Enchanted Forest, and only she could "guide the spirits"? When is she going to start doing her job?

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This is the list of things Elsa has been shown to control or manipulate aside from ice and snow: >Life >Fabric >Flowers/plants >Water >Memories >Mist And that's all before becoming the Fifth Spirit, without the Spirits' help. It seems she's less the Snow Queen and more just an all-around sorceress.

Also, she can run on perfectly slick, slippery ice without falling. WHILE WEARING HIGH HEELS (!)

Elsa is pretty amazing but she also deserves a slap in the face for betraying Anna.

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It’s Halloween and Elsa got a pumkin! Sadly, Elsa not in the mood to carve a face in this pumkin. Messy work like that is not something a luxury diva like Elsa would do. Shallow and stuck up as always.

>THIS is the biggest pumpkin the Northuldra can offer me? >I am sooo letting the Earth Giants stomp on one of their tents. 

This is what she does in the forest now. She stands around, deeply contemplating vegetables.

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>"didney worl!?" >"yes Elsa, disney world" >"didney worl!" >"where ARE her meds?!" >"hum, Anna?" >"WHAT" >"I think she gave them all to Olaf." >"...what?" >Kristoff point to a window to the courtyard, and Olaf is there >"I LOOKED INTO THE ABYSS, AND IT LOOKED BACK AND IT DISAPPROVE OF OUR SINS" >"h-how does that even work, how can a snowman overdose on neuroleptics and end up like that" >"AAAAAAAAAAAA THE EYES OF ETERNITY" >"I don't know and I don't want to know." >"hey Kristoff" >"what?" >"mind of we pack our stuff and elope to a neighbor country?" >"I thought you'd never ask! I already made my luggage"

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Elsa didn’t feel like going to work anymore. After Anna was finally 21 she quit her job as Queen and now Anna has to do all her work.

Previously, Anna always helped Elsa as much as she could with her work. Elsa was not alone.

Now Anna has to do everything herself. In turn, Elsa could help Anna now but she is not there anymore. Working is way to troublesome for Elsa the drama queen diva.

One day Anna travels to the enchanted forest to talk about this issue.

>"Elsa, you know how much I love you, but... are you ever gonna get a job, or...?" >"Nope. I've got a job. Fifth Spirit." >"Yeah, but... being the Fifth Spirit isn't paying any bills." >"That's a crying shame." Elsa pops another potato chip into her mouth. >"Elsa, are you really going to make me get all Queen-y on you and order you to get a job?" >"And just how you planning on enforcing that, your Majesty?" >"....." >Elsa raises a curious eyebrow. >"Well... I mean..." >"That's what I thought." >Anna sighs. "Dammit..."

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How it started - How it’s going.

And on camera too! You should be ashamed of yourself Elsa.