#stupid spider

[maxmemer]

If anyone ever hears me whimsically say I want to draw a rose beat me with a stick pretty please (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)

[mellomadness]

GETITAWAYGETITAWAY GET O F F T H E C O F F E E

[girlwithaquilt]

to the spider that disappeared in my wall last night at 100 hours,: I ALREADY HAVE A HARD ENOUGH LIFE GO AWAY nnnnnnn

[nurzewitcher]

Ugly

[shitpostmontgomery]

*Grumpily taps spider on the abdomen*

exCUSE me madam why are there still so many flies around my house?? Hm??? I let you live here for FREE you need to PITCH IN.

[rymes-with-orange]

So I was reading in bed and my husband was dead asleep next to me with our 15lb mutt in between us, also dead asleep.

I felt something bothering me on my warm and looked and went to sweep it away and it was a Spider of course cause why not. I jumped up, screamed, brushed away the spider with my arm and threw the book on the floor. In response to this my dog jumped up, over my husband, off the bed, into the wall, and fell spilling a cup of water that was on the floor. ( my husbands side of the bed doesn’t have room for a night stand so we take what we can get.)

My husband sits blot up right, looks around the room, eyes wide, whites showing, asking what’s wrong. I tell him what’s wrong and we clean up the water no problem.

The poor doggo, not understanding that everything is ok and he’s not in trouble is cowering in the corner ta between his legs the poor thing. Looking every bit as if we beat him every day just living, when in fact he’s a spoiled rotten boy.

Anyway I comforted the dog but couldn’t stop laughing for like 10 minutes and thought I’d share.

Ps: the spider has been located and dealt with as to not startle anymore bed-dwelers.

[kinigget]

Hime: *makes big dramatic speech about darkness*

also Hime: *falls out the window and flashes Yatsuki*

[gemmahamman]

When you get bit by a spider and get disappointed that you don’t get superpowers...