kinigget's vault

a place to collect all the things I find most interesting in this world. I also do a lot of liveblogging and have a bad habit of not tagging things you have been warned

[blackcrowcalling]

Describe your writing process in three words or less.

“Well, fuck.”

[agorgonwitch]

“USE THE SPOONS”

[thegladhatter]

“oops okay nevermind”

[cameoappearance]

“throw things together”

[g-g-freak]

There we… are?

[fatal-blow]

“Just fake it”

[toastyhat-deactivated20180203]

“Someone should cry.”

[oddpocalypse]

“I’m very tired”

[smollizardandrobot-deactivated2]

“Ok gotta scribble…”

[freshprincekarkat-deactivated20]

Okay, which ship?

[demmyguard-blog]

“goodbye, lettuce friend.”

[older-and-more-determined-deact]

“This is shit”

[papyrusthegreatskelenton]

“Writers block why!?”

[frankpanioncube]

Undergrads will SUFFER

[prismportraitsblog]

Long winded, commas

[octoblets]

“Where’s the eraser”

[bedheadbellies-deactivated20200]

How do ending

[turbomun]

DONT STOP ME

[captainlordauditor]

what middle?

[periegesisvoid-deactivated]

fuck fuck fuck

[glitchboygirlidek]

Not enough smut

[thatpersonrightbehindyou]

needs more plot

[ryttu3k]

LOUD FRANTIC SCREAMING

[ninjacookiexd]

So much sin

[imperial-nuisance-rudje]

Stream of consciousness

[writerfan2013]

Peril solves everything

[demonprincex]

who did this

[yeahwrite]

Hmm… okay… well…

[writerly-blonde]

Wasnt expecting that

[journaling-junkie-deactivated20]

Need. More. COFFEE!!!

[tea-lace-roses]

“So how do you feel about me breaking your legs? Oh. Gonna do it anyway”

[moonrose91]

Fuck. Fine. Assholes.

[thelotusflowerbloomtwice]

This is garbage…

[the-last-dark-unicorn-deactivat]

“Satan please help” idfk don’t judge me

[writersrumble]

Get very drunk

[latia876]

Wat r werds

[rex101111]

Too many descriptions

[automaticstrawberrypenguin]

I need time

[thearhatter]

What Happen to 

[heartfiliadaydream]

What is pacing?

[nicolewrites]

Not sad enough

[myklaineinthe67impala]

cursor is staring

[maru2703]

Have no ideas

[fuckrealityfictionisbetter]

Motivation???

[trisscar368]

Oh right, writing…

[shannon-kind]

So…that happened.

[jdragon122]

Too many ideas

[deanbiaced-deactivated20180313]

What’s “writing” again?

[unforth-ninawaters-deactivated2]

It’s HOW long???

[persephoneshadow-deactivated202]

More plot? Shit.

[thecaffeinebookwarrior-deactiva]

Euphoria or despair.

[evilwriter37]

Sadistic laughter.

[piandaoist]

What the fuck?

[loopy777]

so *many* characters

[playgroundtv-productions]

Done. Time it

[the-sanders-sides]

Only 500 words?!?

[richietopzier-deactivated202005]

Wait. What

[what-even-is-thiss]

Frustration. Edit. Repeat.

[smutty-sanders-sins-deactivated]

Well fuck me

[iceicefetus]

dialogue is DIFFICULT

[honeysucclee]

Why did I?

[hockyeah]

no no no

[owoowowoowowjdjsisj-deactivated]

fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck

[peachyinsomniac]

Confusion SCREAMING Relief

[haru-heartchester-deactivated20]

LITERATURE IS HARD

[shuiven-tm-deactivated20210112]

For fuck’s sake

[etoilesdephan]

I’m distracted again

[mrsjugheadjonesthethird]

Its really 4am?

[orangepoppysjj]

Cry, little characters

[bughead-is-riverdale]

*chanting*: “dead, alone, done-for”

[soontobedeleted-i-deactivated20]

What writing process

[starboyholland]

Is that English

[agent-spidey]

hmm,, needs more?

[all-i-have-is-my-honor]

Who? Me? Writing?

[nano-hero-deactivated20220605]

What is sleep?

[kaylamoonbeam]

Actually pretty … Ok?

[aelia-likes-monsters]

Is this good????????

[kotas-dump]

shrugs brow sighs

[eruscreaminginthedistance]

Should someone die?

[coolnerdyrn]

NOT ENOUGH SUBTEXT

[ebonyheartnet]

Aw angst no.

[sassystarlightcollection-deacti]

I should update

[tiyetiye]

Add more monsters. 

[vvigilantes]

What is this???

[mysticalmidgemarie]

Yep, yep, nope.

[wicca-wicca-slimshady]

Shit, fuck it

[topazglass-deactivated20231021]

Less meaningless details? Please?

[silver-spider-art]

Use, more comas, just keep going. Wait. All the. Fragments.

[dalniente]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[followmetoyourdoom]

Time for murder

[iristovevo]

“What’s th'plot again?”

“Oh, fuck it.”

[keep-a-bucket-full-of-stars]

sporadically random updates

[spiderboyneedsahug]

‘How the fuck…?’

[fluidityandgiggles]

That escalated quickly

[pyromaniac-fairy-of-water]

I’ll write later.

[aj-vincent-roleplayer]

Where’s this going?

[squidchick101]

I’m dead inside…

[galaxy-comics-deactivated202410]

Wat wat wat

[i-crave-attention-and-affection]

Too…. Many….. COMMAS

[spiralingaenictus]

Wait, I write??

[aciidity-p0p]

Could be gayer…

[dick-cheneys-dick]

Plot? What plot?

[holy-scoliosis-deactivated20190]

Needs more queers

[maplecatra]

Impulsive and bad

[seatheoceeanview]

“What’s the word?!”

[syiqah97]

Sad and vague

[bakugou-klancey-lance]

Hello writer’s block!!!

[s-sei]

Leave for later (when I have time)

[bubblebubble03]

[kawacy]

Choose your fighter.

[astoralexander]

I call this set… “Noir Princesses”.

PRINTS HERE… https://bit.ly/2NqqOX7

[crocutalupus]

x

[wheel-skellington]

why this dog look like an nvidia tech demo

[kinigget]

You guys

Watch Zombieland Saga

It is fantastic

I might just come out if unofficial liveblogging retirement for this

[prokopetz]

The true sin in contemporary video game design is including domesticated animals without any mechanism for the player to give them scritches.

[femcassidy]

hey fellas last night i took a medication which is more or less the anxiety equivalent of a horse tranquilizer & essentially enterred the fifth dimension of sleepwalking in which i awoke but enterred a dissociative fit so strong i was really confused why my loving girlfriend was not my good friend and fellow viking bjorn, who i had to bring some furs to. also i might’ve cried about this. don’t remember

[femcassidy]

was informed i left out the best part of this 3am experience which was the bit where i, in tears, gestured to our dog and shouted, “i don’t know what this is!”

[suckindeathsdick-deactivated201]

bruh you astral planed so hard you fell back into a past life

[natsumeplum]

[blockpain-deactivated20210824]

[creepled]

#…..I mean… I GUESS

[hymnofvalefor]

a vaporwave computer…

[yesterdaysprint]

The San Francisco Call, California, July 28, 1893

[mindysoung]

my bongocat contribution

[prokopetz]

“What? No, no - I said sexuality is a fluid. I’ve got some right here.”

“Um… is, uh, the bottle supposed to be sprouting tentacles?”

“It’s within expected parameters, yes.”

[prokopetz]

“Management would like you remind all technical staff that the approved procedure is to explain your code to a rubber duck.”

[prokopetz]

“What are you doing? You can’t speak that way to a god!”

“She’s not a god. She’s just some immortal asshole who happens to live on the Moon.”

“…okay, clearly we’re operating on different definitions of ‘god’ here.“

“Yeah, a god is someone who doesn’t owe me money.”

[prokopetz]

@downtroddendeity replied:

I feel like even though this is not about Touhou, this is about Touhou.

The question is not whether this could plausibly be Touhou.

The question is how many distinct sets of Touhou characters this could plausibly be.

[prokopetz]

“In my defence, I’m a literal space alien. Cultural misunderstandings are bound to happen.”

“Okay. First, none of us are native to this planet - we’re all literal space aliens. And second, I’m pretty sure there’s no culture anywhere where that would have been okay.”

“You can’t prove that.”

[prokopetz]

“I can’t believe I’m getting sued by a puppet.”

“The preferred nomenclature is ‘animatronic-American’, ma’am.”

“It doesn’t bother anyone else that we’re talking about a possessed robot in a rat suit here?”

“I’m afraid being possessed isn’t a crime in this jurisdiction.”

“What about the banjo playing?”

“I couldn’t possibly comment.”

[slanax]

so like, is the “violence mention” tag referencing the banjo playing, or…?

[prokopetz]

Artefact of editing. An earlier draft of this post was more explicit about what Ms Secret Agent up there did to the possessed puppet, but I decided it was funnier this way.

[prokopetz]

@splinteredstar replied:

I love how it implies that possession may be a crime in other jurisdictions

Well, possession is nine tenths of the law.