#stupid usernames

[pineapples-wear-crowns]

Does anyone else have a stupid snapchat username that people make fun of but you can't change it cause snapchat won't let you and you're too lazy to make a new one

[juliepizz]

I've tried to think of a tumblr username for like the last year, and what do I finally come up with? My actual name( or rather, a shortening of it) I give up on creativity. Blahsdhajskfhajfhajskd -_-

[onlinedating-adventures]

I'm perturbed by the number of dudes whose usernames are variations of "Doug Funny" 

[malificium]

Add me, random people! ☺

PumpkinWombat24643

[thewildchilde]

I don't want any of the shitty usernames you're offering Pottermore!

Why can't I type my own? I just wanna be SlinkyCat or ClockworkCheshire or something I use like...everywhere.

Anything with more than two numbers in it is hard for me to remember so why do you do this to me pottermore?

[xdestinysembracex]

*trying to think of a username for Cloud*

...

hiimcloud

erm...

help?