#stupy

[teamcarlyb]

Letting your boyfriend read through old messages about him is mortifying.

[mac-millugh]

shoutout to theliftedkids for cracking her head against the door frame on the way to go get Oreos 👏👏 I HAVE NEVER BEEN PROUDER.

[themooninvitesthe-madness]

"It's called a Lifesaver because if you choke on it, there's a hole in the middle and you can still breathe and you won't die."

No, fucker, it's called a Lifesaver because it's shaped like a fucking lifesaver.

[astral-ouji]

Then pray.

[ahappykitty]