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usagi: *standing over a massive pot in the kitchen* you put the peeps in the chilli pot and eat them both up, you put the peeps in the chilli pot and add the m&ms, you put the peeps in the chilli pot it makes it taste... bad.

jodio: what the fuck is going on with usagi?

dragona: paco corrected him again.

jodio: ah, that makes sense.

quote submitted by: @dhampirdreamerz

[incorrect-jojolands-quotes]

dragona: so... out of all of us trying to steal this diamond, we've got...

dragona: *points at paco* guy who's here to loot stuff.

dragona: *points at usagi* guy who's here to kill his mom.

dragona: *points at jodio* guy who's here to kill anything.

dragona: *points at themselves* and i guess i have to be on quest today, then? i'm here to steal the diamond?

usagi: eh, someone has to be.

quote submited by: @inconvenientmoonrising

[incorrect-jojolands-quotes]

dragona: i’m trans.

jodio: ermmmm ayo??? 🤨🤨🤨 kinda sus (like an among us imposter) my dude! 😂caught in 4k😂 📸

quote submitted by @pocketpauling

[incorrect-jojolands-quotes]

rohan: why, yes. my right-hand-man and personal fruitseller joshu higashikata is actually inside the mansion as we speak! --- quote by Joshu