Substrate Shorts "Crank vs. Crank” July 2025
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Our noble forbidden knowledge vs. their vile conspiracy theories
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Substrate Shorts "Crank vs. Crank” July 2025
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Our noble forbidden knowledge vs. their vile conspiracy theories
Substrate Shorts “Cosmic Brownies” January 2025
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My god...it's full of stars!
Substrate Shorts “2000s Kids Remember” November 2024
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What if it was all a dream...?
Substrate Shorts “Snackrooms” November 2024
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You know how it is with the grocery store.
Substrate Shorts “Polaroid” September 2024
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Y'know, some people just don't photograph well...
Substrate Shorts “Serving WHAT!?” October 2024
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Congratulations lil' buddy that's the worst way anyone has ever said that.
Substrate Shorts “No Goths Allowed” August 2024
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The school takes another crack at enforcing mental health.
Bonus alt version under the cut
Substrate Shorts “Ruma's Lament” March 2025
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Oh, so when -BATMAN- goes up on the roof and starts monologing, it's "cool", but when I do it, it's "trespassing"