✨ Midnight unholy though ✨
Very explicit sexual reference. Please, if you are underage, STAY AWAY.
I was wondering... who first came up with the idea that Matsukawa Issei’s cock is huge? I mean, I totally agree somehow, but why? Did we just all look at him and collectively decided he was packing? Because yes, he definitely is. BUT HOW DO WE KNOW?!?! Why him? Why are we so sure he has the biggest horse cock in the whole show? Do they get the athletes’ dicks lengths, together with their blocking and spiking jump hights? (If that is the case, I would like to see the measurements, for scientific purposes, of course) Besides, why must it be him with the horse cock and not... I don’t know, Asahi, for example? Aaargh I am so confused and frustrated and aroused(?). He is such a good daddy material... oh my God!
So, to sum up, one day someone was watching Haikyuu!! with their pal and just went:
- “Ehehe I think Mattsun has a huge dick!”
- “Omg yaaaaaas! He’s got that big dick energy!!!”
And suddenly the whole fandom agrees.