Sincerely me.

Samantha. 34. Bi & usually high. Wannabe writer. Gifted with boobs that could probably change the world if I just had the motivation.

[sammyfresh]

You’re not special. I wanted you to find this.

[justryingtovibe69]

[k1tk4ttt]

How I feel reading smut while being scared of intimacy in real life

[free-my-mindd]

[imtryingstill]

Imagine I was calm and normal about things

[stuckinapril]

[greelin]

just need a drink. or a cigarette. or perhaps even a sledgehammer to the back of the head

[peachesmendes-deactivated201903]

“don’t double text”

i will deadass send you ten messages in a row on completely different topics

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[dughole]

at this rate i’ll never be free.

[iamwizzzzz]

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[thewifeofmanybbgs]

I want my fictional men to do the walk of shame, and be the one with the pregnancy scare

I want him to wake up nauseous one day, not me

[vamptits]

practicing radical acceptance about the fact that I'm always gonna be weird and awkward and a little difficult to be around. it's okayyyy to be weird as hell

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[bitchi4mwillywonka]

dont worry, i'll be hot and funny again as soon as i'm done fighting for my life right now

[stantler]

[dancingelvenfangirl-blog]

When we thought the app was gonna be gone forever this was one of the first videos I downloaded 😂