Jul 19, 2021
"AAAAAAAAGHHH!! Packing chips! That's the greatest weapon on the face of the planet -- styrofoam packing chips! Just imagine getting nailed by some of these babies! Oh the humanity!"
Now sergeant Thiel has gone too far with his truth bombs. And since a red helmet does not in the slightest cover it, Gage decided to make him stand out from the blue crowd like a sore thumb forever!
Either that or it's the Primarch of the second Legion. No wonder the Emperor tried to kill him. He never succeded and to this day the Second wanders the galaxy in search of chimichangas.