#sucksgettingold

[comedian-jerroldb]

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Skills...that’s all I gotta say 😂🔥🔥🔥 Knockin’em out the park and wheezing at the same time 😂 @humdingersnj #sucksgettingold #battingcage #daddysboy #daddysgirl #familytime #ilovethem #mybabies #daddychronicles #daddydilemma #funnyfornodamnreason #jerroldb (at Humdingers)

[adhinedstrange]

so many good memories in the past that I can never forget. I missed my life back then when I was really enjoying myself. I feel older today that I don't get to enjoy as much as I did when I was younger. Time really flies so fast even before you know it. I wish I could do what I want only if I have more time and the luxury to do it. #prioritiesovapleasure #sucksgettingold

[loveglitterytidalwavebouquet]

So this happened today.

I tried on the new swim suit I ordered.  

As I was looking in the mirror I realized out loud that my butt is getting smaller.  

My 16 year old, god bless her heart, said I must be loosing weight.  Well the scale and I no that is not the reason.  

Holly fuck!@!!  My butt is falling!

[loveglitterytidalwavebouquet]

It’s APRIL

I usually Love April but this year I am having doubts.

It’s the beginning of spring in Missouri..  I love spring and summer.  I love being outside, yard work, sitting on my deck, grilling, swimming and so much more about spring and summer.

It’’s also my birthday month and this year all I could think about on April 1st was “I am going to be 44!”  My brain is saying “fuck that’s so close to 50″  Last night the hubby and I talked about this.  He of course he said I am crazy.  But my brain is still wandering to thoughts like...

God your old.

Damn your body is looking worn out.

Shit your old enough to be a Grandma.

[reddingtoncorgidog]

Had to make a ramp so Reddington can get to his favorite chair. The things we do for our dogs as they get old. Look how happy he is.