I present to you, round two of Imagine Julieta saying things my moms has said
*Crosses her arms defensively.* “And why can’t I feed the dog meatballs? She has dealt with us for 14 years, I think she’s earned that right!”
*Rushes through the house carrying a baseball bat* “I warned it! I told that squirrel to stop eating my tomatoes and now I’m going to play fuzzy baseball!”
*Listens to a new artist’s song for the first time* “Eh, I don’t like that.” *Listens to it for the second time* “I mean its not the worst thing I’ve heard.” *Listens to it for a third time, ends up belting the song at the top of her lungs while she cleans, cooks, and drives*
*Shouts from the other room, not caring to get up from her spot on the couch* “Put your sister down before you drop her and she breaks her neck! Thank you!”
*Rush up to her with phone in hand, ready to show a video. She holds up her hand to stop you.* “If this is another one of your sister’s tiktoks, I don’t want to see it.” *Takes off her glasses and puts her head in her hands* “My heart can take only so much.”
*Sister rushes out of the house.* “I wasn’t saying you were an accident! You just came two years early, that’s all!”
*Sits down next to you while you are sick.* “You know, really bad colds are just God’s way of telling you to not get too confident.” *smiles sweetly and walks away.*
*Bursts into the house with bags full of ingredients.* “Preheat the oven! Your uncle had a bad day and now I’m making brisket! I will banish these tears with beef!”
*Gets on someone else’s computer and notices a game is open.* “Oh, I probably shouldn’t touch this.” *Ends up playing four hours of Minecraft by herself, taming several dogs and somehow getting to the nether before the owner of the computer comes home.*
*Bursts into room without knocking.* “Eat!” *Shoves spoon full of something into your mouth.* “Tell me how you feel in two hours, this is two weeks past the expiration date and I want to know if it is still good!” *Walks out of room.*
