#suerheroes

[schlock-luster-video]

"The First Black Science Fiction Film!"

[kafkasapartment]

Phantom Lady (Black), 1990. Mel Ramos (1935-2018). Screenprint in colors on paper. Phantom Lady is a fictional superheroine, one of the first such characters to debut in the 1940s Golden Age of Comic Books. A new version is still published by DC Comics.

[hrd2swllwpill]

Invincible HC's

I'm actually so depressed i'm doing a head-canon list for Invincible, be i love it that much but.. it's not finna be mega long so lets get started.

● Female Viltrumites are way more aggressive than the males, using the males for their needs, and making the males stay with their kids and stay at home. Basically the females are high ranked and have an upperhand.

● Male Viltrumites are actually more loving to their offspring than females. They would die and kill to protect their young. They have a special bond with them. All male Viltrumites are pushovers when it comes to kids, even if the kid isn't theirs.

●All Viltrumites have a 'breeding' date. Once a month. In that time they're vunerable and basically useless. However females are more aggressive in that time unlike males. Welcome to weird alien biology no one asked for.

●Their sense of smell is important. Viltrumites have an insane sense of smell that helps them find people and remember people, and just to keep up the trend. Males are social butterflies. Females are more into being isolated and rude.

●Viltrumites LOVE good food. And they will eat til they puke if that makes them happy. However they get sore stomachs easily no matter what they eat. There is no specific reason for this.

[cracked]

In the '60s, Thor couldn't exactly fly. What he did instead was throw his hammer really hard and let himself get dragged through the sky by the wrist strap. This made him more of an impending disaster than a flying man. If you drew a face on a mortar shell, it and Thor would land at their location with the exact same level of heroism.

Thor had a serious problem spotting tricks. Which is strange, since he spent most of his time around criminals and his half-brother was the actual god of deceit and mischief. Still, Thor stumbled into every trap anyone ever set for him and lived in a near constant state of outrage and surprise. It's probably why he was both immortal and forced to wear a helmet.

5 Beloved Superheroes Who Are Actually Really Stupid

[noxbat23]

Because even superheroes need day jobs "one way ticket to Asgard please" "will you be needing a hire-horse for the rainbow road?"