#sug4r stuff

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{ we need more yandere sugar in the world }

{ she's just so.. offputting. shes locked in a cellar and away from everything. she laughs over the frightening world outside. sugar keeps her full, yet she doesn't burn. and she sees past batters disguise and calls him a scary duckie. }

{ but what if she also sees you? someone with strings all wound up around the monster like a music box. an angel she can play with. her room is so empty, and she doesn't want to be alone anymore. }

{ leave mr. ducky and come dance with her instead. take some sugar and fall into wonderland :-) }

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{ hi I'm back and I come bearing gifts. very stressed gifts that just need a night of all play and no work }

{ I like to imagine the 3lsen are fr3aky when they make out. they either have a mile long list of kinks or they just beg you with burning hands and the need to be railed }

{ very long breaks in the back rooms? nah they're having an 0rgy don't mind them. this is a regular occurrence they even scheduled it }

{ the gu4rdians can yell at them all they want but they cannot unf*ck their employees }

{ they're also fun to tease and spoil. Either burn em or sugarcoat them. pick your poison when dealing with a sugar boi }

{ or just give them to sug4r so she has someone to play with :⁠-⁠) }

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{ if you all are like flies craving fruit, then I shall bring out the bananas }

{ one tag said this and it stuck with me hehe }

{ anyways i am the self proclaimed CEO of SugarBat. I just think Sugar and Batter would make an odd pair with their personalities }

{ like Batter is sitting there pondering if this relationship will ruin his purity and if he strayed too far from his puppeteers holy mission by being in Sugar's cellar }

{ meanwhile Sugar is putting stickers on Batter's d1ck instead of giving him a bl0wjob and using her dummies for b0ndage so she can handfeed a tied up Batter sweets }

{ they soften eachother up methinks. they have sappy aftercare cuddles and pillow talk. }

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{ I bring you more Sug4r and a bit of Sug4rB4t for the soullll }

{ Sug4r has very sweet ladyb1ts. a single lick of her p*ssy would make an 3lsen explode. kisses are very sweet too since she mainly eats candy. }

{ speaking of 3lsen, she probably "danced" with a couple of them, but they're freaked out about her whole vibe in her cellar. they end up nearly burning due to how affectionate she can get and how intense she can be }

{ she has small t1ts under her past1es but it's okay because they are soft and fit perfectly in your hands, she is flat justice to me. very soft thighs and 4ss though }

{ she's very casual about s3x, which kinda befuddled B4tter. he could touch her r4ck and she wouldn't mind? he could go topless and she'd cuddle with him? he could do p3netration in her h0les and she was fine with that? they have snacks during s3x? it takes him a while to get used to s3xual affection but he will never get used to her putting animal stickers on his d1ck }

{ do not underestimate Sug4r though. she will tie you up with her dummies and 3dge you until you c*m. she ends up taking B4d B4tter's m0nster c0ck really well by b0uncing on it for hours. her stamina and flexibility is borderline scary compared to her duckie boyfriend, so she's quite the tease when on top. }

{ DO NOT HAVE S3X WITH HER WHILE SHES HAVING A SUGAR RUSH. DO NOT EAT THE SUGAR SHE GIVES YOU. it is awful for anyone not used to the sugar side effects unless you really like drugs }

{ Sug4r is very cuddly after "dances". she'll babble on about happy dreams and blue skis before falling asleep in your arms. she may give you pastries and yummy baked goods after you wake up! }

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{ WHERE DID YOU ALL COME FROM }

{ I'm glad people like my ramblings at least }

{ anyways do we think Sug4r is always all out for tits out even in negative fifty degrees }

{ I mean shes been in her room for a long time that she kinda ignores it sometimes. plus it helps her dance better }

{ if you walk down in zone 0 she just might not be wearing a shirt. or even her n1pple sticker things. }

{ hopefully no grand chocolatier seekers find her like that, especially a certain baseball puppet... that would be very.. not ideal. }

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{ i should post more stuff for the off girls, so have the women of all time. the milf and the silly }

{ the qu33n must have a lot of elegant l1ngerie to compliment her mature and curvaceous figure. silk robes, lacy negligees, gossamer nightgowns, anything to make her feel regal while keeping her tentacles free. somewhere hidden in her wardrobe is a secret collection of leather, latex and plenty of t0ys for more rougher encounters. it's her special little hobby to find k1nky stuff, though she's a bit shy to tell people. also we do not talk about her hidden s3x dung3on }

{ sug4r is a bit more casual when it comes to dressing up. oversized shirts, thigh high socks, frilly panties, things that make her feel cute and comfortable. she will steal your shirts if they're big and have flappy sleeves. half of b4tter's jerseys have been lost this way, but seeing sug4r in his big tunic with short shorts makes him feel things. or she justs wear nothing but pasties to show off her t1ts! nak3d sug4r jumpscare }

{ and of course, they lend eachother outfits from time to time... and maybe share their bodies with eachother while they're at it. }

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{ happy pride! }

{ everyone in off is gay and trans and soon enough you will be too }