#b4tter stuff

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{ i love the symbolism of batter being a puppet, but i also want batter to just be a good little doll }

{ being left with his own thoughts must be so exhausting, maybe he needs someone to take control again. enough to get him to drop his bat and make him oh so pliant. }

{ he'd be blissfully under my strings, dressed up in cute lingerie as i play with him. i would call him beautiful and praise him while he gets all dolled up. }

{ the sense of being nothing more than a puppet with strings might lull him into a soft feeling of comfort. enough to turn his brain off as he kisses and rides me. such a pretty plaything that wants to please and be used. }

{ doll batter my beloved <3 }

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{ off prologue is out!!! time to prebeat off! }

{ to celebrate I bring more B4tter and Pupp3teer stuff }

{ imagine a B4tter with multiple Pupp3teers having some fun time together. B4tter can feel divine hands everywhere on his body, tugging his strings and gr0ping his muscles. B4tter is just soaking up all the attention from his holy guides until he practically melts in their strings }

{ and once he does, they start to "purify" him by taking turns br33ding his warm h0les with "pure" s33d... B4tter has been such a good purifier, surely taking their l0ads is a perfect reward for him~ }

{ bonus if they're all talking about how perfect their puppet is for them while they r4il him and calling him p3tnames. names like doll, toy, marionette, plaything... oughhhhhhh polyamory wins }

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{ so uh.. off remake release date real!! as always have a scenario }

{ so remember multiple pupp3teers having fun with one B4tter? }

{ what if multiple B4tters and one pupp3teer? }

{ what would you do with a bunch of devoted, h0rny and sweaty baseball boys? }

{ I would personally take turns fuck1ng them and make them w0rship my body but I want to hear how you guys would treat them }

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{ Philosophically I want to be a lean Batter truther since hes all lanky and skinny in the official off art }

{ but beefy Batter's thick t1ts and juicy 4ss just call to me }

{ mainly because i want to be sm0thered in them }

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{ if you all are like flies craving fruit, then I shall bring out the bananas }

{ one tag said this and it stuck with me hehe }

{ anyways i am the self proclaimed CEO of SugarBat. I just think Sugar and Batter would make an odd pair with their personalities }

{ like Batter is sitting there pondering if this relationship will ruin his purity and if he strayed too far from his puppeteers holy mission by being in Sugar's cellar }

{ meanwhile Sugar is putting stickers on Batter's d1ck instead of giving him a bl0wjob and using her dummies for b0ndage so she can handfeed a tied up Batter sweets }

{ they soften eachother up methinks. they have sappy aftercare cuddles and pillow talk. }

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How do you headcanon batter's level of horniness?

I personally see him like... Extremely controlled but very depraved. It almost sickens him, but with the right dynamic, he MAY or may not keep it in his pants. If it comes out, its 100%(i see batter being very all or nothing, kinda like a light switch ::D )

Have the most wonderful day!! Like i said, ur doing the lord's work

{ thank you! you're also doing fantastic I love seeing your stuff in the tags }

{ now for the baseball man and his impure thoughts }

{ B4tter starts off pretty repressed due to his stoic nature. he has a mission, he can't afford to get off while on the job. he needs to stay pure, and pretty faces won't distract him }

{ but even the most holy men can be tempted. b4tter can get pretty obsessed with anyone that can get close to him. I think he's naturally a bit clingy to anyone he likes since he's always been so solemn. needy b4tter my beloved }

{ and when he's alone, that repressed urge comes full force and we get some conflicted feelings, especially if those thoughts are.. not so pure. fight against your nature and get some bitches my fellow purifier. I can be bitches. please date me mr baseball man }

{ after he comes to terms with the fact he can comfortably love people, hes like one of those light dimmers where you can adjust the brightness with a slider. only that but with love. he needs to warm up before the romance and smexy stuff happens }

{ I like your light switch metaphor when it comes to s3x. when the bedroom stuff happens he's either a tender smoocher or he'll lovingly Plow You Into The Floor. he's very controlled but if you give him a reason to decimate you he will }

{ sorry if this is a mess I have Thoughts on b4tter }

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{ I bring you more Sug4r and a bit of Sug4rB4t for the soullll }

{ Sug4r has very sweet ladyb1ts. a single lick of her p*ssy would make an 3lsen explode. kisses are very sweet too since she mainly eats candy. }

{ speaking of 3lsen, she probably "danced" with a couple of them, but they're freaked out about her whole vibe in her cellar. they end up nearly burning due to how affectionate she can get and how intense she can be }

{ she has small t1ts under her past1es but it's okay because they are soft and fit perfectly in your hands, she is flat justice to me. very soft thighs and 4ss though }

{ she's very casual about s3x, which kinda befuddled B4tter. he could touch her r4ck and she wouldn't mind? he could go topless and she'd cuddle with him? he could do p3netration in her h0les and she was fine with that? they have snacks during s3x? it takes him a while to get used to s3xual affection but he will never get used to her putting animal stickers on his d1ck }

{ do not underestimate Sug4r though. she will tie you up with her dummies and 3dge you until you c*m. she ends up taking B4d B4tter's m0nster c0ck really well by b0uncing on it for hours. her stamina and flexibility is borderline scary compared to her duckie boyfriend, so she's quite the tease when on top. }

{ DO NOT HAVE S3X WITH HER WHILE SHES HAVING A SUGAR RUSH. DO NOT EAT THE SUGAR SHE GIVES YOU. it is awful for anyone not used to the sugar side effects unless you really like drugs }

{ Sug4r is very cuddly after "dances". she'll babble on about happy dreams and blue skis before falling asleep in your arms. she may give you pastries and yummy baked goods after you wake up! }

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just wanna say i love this blog and the hcs and ideas you give out are all really good and makes me kick my feet and giggle like a child whenever i see these posts hope you're having a good day, and if you dont mind ig a request of sorts?? do you have any hcs on Bad bat? certified Badter fucker out!

{ holy shit lapis!!!! I love your stuff too it's amazing, I was meaning to do some B4d B4tter stuff and this is a perfect excuse wheehee }

{ first of all dude is H0RNY and R0UGH. If you got a h0rny B4d B4tter then you've riled him up a lot. B4tter might trick you with his human appearance before letting the beast out when you're alone and unsuspecting. other times when he's needy he just jumps you. }

{ that doesn't mean he's always dominant. If he's in h3at you can catch him and pl4y with him to get him into a subm1ssive mood. extra fun when he turns while you're m4king 0ut and you get to feel him turn into a needy monster! }

{ B4d B4tter likes marking you up as his as he goes. teeth to your bleeding neck, claws scraping your hips, drool all over your chest, c*m inside you... he loves when you smell like him. this goes the other way around too. he loves being collared, muzzled, leashed, cuffed like an animal. your animal. epic puppeteer moment. }

{ massive br33ding k1nk too when he's kn0tting you. mat1ng pr3sses are common if he's in h3at. he may happily babble on about you having his b4bies inside you while wagging his tail and pump1ing you up. if you're p0unding him, tease him about f1lling him up with your sp4wn and he'll go fucking insane }

{ not sure if he talks a lot during s3x. he uses prey petnames, he calls Sug4r a sweet bunny whenever they m4ke 0ut. otherwise he growls and roars when he's p3nt up. he whines if you deny him when you're on top }

{ afterwards b4d b4tter kinda just flops on top of you like a puppy. he is a massive croc monster and he decides when he pulls out. no one escapes the monster cuddles so strap in until B4tter goes back to normal. he'll check in to see if he actually hurt you.. and if he can do it again }