#sugar-n-sweets

[luvit]

Fact: Soap is a nasty little creature

Source: My brain providing me with the most downright disgusting image of Soap being spotted on the bench-press by a very sweaty reader—resisting the urge to grab her by the ass, pull her cunt down onto his nose, and inhale her sweat and juice-soiled leggings like the filthy pussy-huffer he is.

That's a lie, by the way. He doesn't resist it at all.

(fem!reader, afab!reader, mdni 18+)

soap's favorite meal is pussy 🙏

he probably enjoys having you hover over him a little too much. he should not be enjoying facesitting as much as he is, but the way he can see your pussy through your underwear has him going absolutely crazy. looking at your puffy folds through the crotch of your panties makes him salivate.

"come on, pretty girl. lower those hips f'me," is what he'll say before he's doing it himself. grabs your ass and pulls you forward so he can dig his nose into that pussy and grind his nose against your clit. he goes crazy for your scent and he's panting against you and bucking his hips behind you. practically fucks the air just from the way he can feel you clenching against his lips. can feel the way your core throbs at the sensations.

you think you're gross and need to go wash up and change, but soap thinks this is the best thing ever. so just let him have at it! he'll move your panties to the side and start making out with your pussy like no other. that way you have to stay seated on his face because the way he kisses at your pussy has your thighs quivering. gropes your ass and keeps pushing you into him because he won't let you run away from him. after all, nobody can deprive a man from his favorite meal.

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[luvit]

Elli I'm slightly devastated. My bf did the unthinkable.

Yk how he has a fuckton of piercings? Yeah he took like half of them out with the intent of letting them close. Mainly bc he keeps biting them by accident and that shit HURTS. Now, I have nothing against what he does with his face. I'm all for it even, especially after my earring got caught on one of his lip rings bc he was biting my ear and bc he called me at work one day asking if he should go to the hospital bc he swallowed his tongue ring while eating a fucking grapefruit 🤦‍♀️

But now he has face holes. Too many face holes. He took out his Jestrum, Angel Fangs, Horizontal Labret, and cheeks. Like he literally took a dry piece of spaghetti and THREADED IT THROUGH HIS CHEEK HOLES IT WAS SO DISGUSTING. He kept the regular labret (hoop) and spider bites (also hoops), smiley, brows (on opposite side of spiders for balance), tongue, bridge, and finally got a septum lmao. He also has mini gauges now and my sister has expressed that she wants nothing more than to put a padlock through one of them.

I cannot wait for his cheeks to close up bc that means he'll have dimples and he'll stop putting pasta through his fucking face. It's been a week and I'm still so hung up on that. Like he actually went "Babe look! 😁" and proceeded to pull that shit right in front of me. I was mortified. Have I also mentioned how he won't stop fucking SPRAYING ME THROUGH THE JESTRUM HOLE WHEN HE'S DRINKING SOMETHING AND I'M NOT PAYING ATTENTION

This is the price of having a 6'7 (we checked bc I didn't believe him being 6'6; mans now has an ego bigger than his tits) punk bf with tattoos and no sense of shame. You get a grown toddler who never got the memo that he could stop rebelling after high school. A full 7 years older than me ffs. Love that lil shit

HAHAHAHA I AUDIBLY LAUGHED that's so cute lowkey lmfao the way he just keeps messing with you and updating you in everything. the way he swallowed a tongue ring while eating a grapefruit tho 💀💀💀 at least his first thought was to call you and see if you could put your expertise to use on him LMFAO

and omfg 6'7,,,,,,, i cannot comprehend how large that is and i've stood next to a 6'8 ball player and gaslit myself into thinking that was only 6ft (depth perception is terrible 🙈). BAHAHA i wonder how many pasta sticks can stack to get up to his full height

[luvit]

ELLIIIIII THE DATE WENT SO FUCKING GOOD 😭😭😭 like the first two were amazing but it was us getting to know each other and filling a day in the calendar but hOLY SHIT THIS DATE WAS JUST SO SHSWVGEWGSGAHGAGAFAFGSHDBD

We both wanted to do something fun so he pulled the “I know a place” bs that had me cringing a lil bit bc I was scared the of what his idea of “fun” was, but he actually surprised me with bowling!! Girl when I tell you this man is ASS at bowling holy shit 😭

Now I’m no professional bowler, but I made like three strikes that night. He didn’t even make a spare. His highest pin count was seven. Four on the first roll, three on the second. WITH the gutter rails up. He totally owned it tho and even jokingly got one of those ramps that little kids use to help guide the ball in a straight line lmao. But you know what they say. Either he’s good at bowling, or… 🤭

Anyway lemme just reiterate that this man is fucking MASSIVE. Like he’s Irish so he’s tall by default, but he legitimately has mass to him. It makes him easy to find (as does the red hair lmao), but holy shit dude you do not need to be 6’6 and have hands as big as my head. I’m not even kidding about that. He was struggling to find a good bowling ball bc his fingers wouldn’t fit in half of them. Lowkey scary but nice to hold :)

Anyway, we finish bowling and he gets us ice cream—where we got a really clarifying discussion about our futures (with each other in mind). Then he he drops me off home, and guess who got a good night KISS BABYYYYYY 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Our next date is on the 24th and I’m gonna make a bunch of food and take him to the community theater where they’re performing Matilda :D gotta show this man I’m worthy of being wifed up

WAHHHH SUGAR I'M SO EXCITED FOR YOU omfg the EACH OTHER IN MIND WAHHHHHHHHH

that is like my all time fave things to hear abt, like acting and thinking with the other in mind makes me go kanfksljgnjlkdbfajbf because romance is ALIVE people i DO believe in love!!!!! lmfao i love this for you omg i'm so happy and excited for you omg

truly truly truly i hope he knows what a gem he gets to be with and experience omfg. waaaAAAAAAH this is so cute :( i just!!!!!!! literally my fingers cannot move bc they keep keyboard smashing lmao i am just so happy for you oooh this is exciting

[luvit]

ELLIIIIIIIIIII

SO LIKE A WEEK AND A HALF AGO MY BF LET ME STUFF THE BED OF HIS TRUCK WITH A MATTRESS TOPPER AND PILLOWS AND BLANKETS (HE HAS THE KIND OF TRUCK WITH THE TRUNK COVER TOO) AND WE LITERALLY JUST LAID THERE AND ATE WINGSTOP AND IT WAS PERFECT. BUT GUESS WHAT. HE PULLS OUT THIS FUCKIN HBUVDCCDVBFHSGSGSH BEAR WITH HEART EYES AND ASKED ME TO BE HIS VALENTINEEEEEEEE I WAS SOBBING

BUT I HD TO LET HIM DOWN BC MY ASS IS A STUDENT NURSE AND I WAS STUCK WORKING AT MY INTERNSHIP ON VALENTINE’S DAY. I WAS LITERALLY DEVASTATED TO TELL HIM THIS BUT HE JUST KISSES ME AND SAYS IT’S ALRIGHT AND THAT THINGS HAPPEN

BUT COME WEDNESDAY, I’M JUST TRYING TO GET THIS OLD LADY’S BLOOD PRESSURE WHEN I’M PAGED DOWN TO THE LOBBY AND OHHHH MYYYY WORDDDDDD

WHEN I TELL YOU I FIND A BIGASS BOUQUET OF RED RED ROSES WITH BABY’S BREATH AND FUCKING FOXGLOVE????? MOTHERFUCKER I FELL IN LOVE WITH THIS MAN AGAIN. AND IT HAD A LITTLE GIFT BOX TOO WITH A HANDWRITTEN NOTE FROM HIM AAAUSHSHSHVSGEGZHWHSYSH IT WAS SET OF A HEART-SHAPED EARRINGS WITH A MATCHING BRACELET AND FAKE NAVEL HE IS SO EXTRA I LOVE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH AGSHGEVDNWJAIXBEGIQJWVS

I WAS SKIPPING DOWN THE HALLS THE REST OF THE NIGHT AND MY CHARGE NURSE KEPT GIVING ME SHIT (affectionate) FOR “BEING LOVABLE” AND I WAS JUST FUCKING OFF THE WALLS DAWG I HAVE TO MARRY HIM NOW

SUGAAAAAAAR THAT'S- WAAAAAAAAAHH I LOVE HEARING ABOUT THIS DEVELOPING LOVE BETWEEN YOU TWO 😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️ omfg the bar he is setting WAH that's so cute i can'T I JUST UGH

what a cute surprise omfg THE EFFORT HE PUT INTO IT I'M SCREAMING THAT'S SO ENDEARING WHAAAAAT he knows HE KNOWS he knows what he's doing 🙈🙈🙈 sealing the deal with you omf he's too sweet on you and i cannot get enough of it 😭🫶

i love that you share this budding romance with me i feel like i'm watching those feel good comfort movies that proves to me love is NOT dead in our modern day 💀 bahaha to think of how far we've come from the thirsting in the mall with piercer!ghost to now having this wonderful relationship between you two omg

[luvit]

Omg I just realized that I forgot to give you an update on the body shop guy I’m so sorry 😭 I’ll try to summarize everything but my memory is ass so forgive me if I leave anything out

So the week before Christmas, my little sister says she wants to go to the shop I got my faux navel at bc she knows some people that would like stuff like that for gifts (she’s a lying bitch btw she just wanted to go to the mall), so I took her and just watched her run through the store for like five hours. She beelined straight to this game store the second we got there bc they had a poster of Ghost in the window. She bought it.

Also unrelated but after the mall, she made me take her to Walmart to get her the COD MW beef jerky or whatever tf it was and the monster with ghost on the back. The monster tasted like shit tho so she made me drink the rest. God I hate her sometimes🧍‍♀️

She eventually dragged me to the bodyshop and went straight for the kill and headed to the register guy. My heart literally dropped bc that lil bitch is unpredictable. She didn’t say anything for a bit so he just looked down at her like 🤨 and went “can I help you?”

She immediately goes “is your name Sean” and I almost left her in the fucking store oh my fucking God I was so embarrassed. He just laughs (THANKFULLY SO) and says no. The sigh this bitch let out made the exchange actually hysterical. I got my $10 later that day lol. She fucks off to the shelves and pokes around, and makes me go talk to Mr. Crush while she fucked around with the piercing displays.

Note that I’d been wearing the fake navel, that I was severely allergic to, on the daily. My bellybutton was red, itchy, and bleeding. It was even starting to scab.

I walk up to him and just start off casually by asking if he has any different fake navels. He goes “yeah, I just got some hypoallergenic ones on Wednesday. Ordered them in case you came back” and I just. Bluescreened.

“Huh? 😀” I say, like a fucking idiot.

And I can’t remember what he says exactly but it’s mainly align the lines of “Yeah, I noticed the earrings you wore the past times you were in here are from the hypoallergenic brand at Walmart. Sorry if that’s weird, but it’s just something I picked up. I need to start selling hypoallergenic piercings anyway.”

I WAS FUCKING DUMBFOUNDED. TRY to tell me this isn’t the universe telling me to shoot my shot bc WHY ELSE would this man RECOGNIZE that my earrings were from WALMART because My Ass is a Fucking Cheapskate and Allergic to Metal. TELL ME IT ISN’T MEANT TO BEEEEEEEE 🗣️🗣️🗣️

So I get myself a new hypoallergenic fake navel piercing (which he gave me for FREE btw) AND GIRL. LEMME TELL YOU. HE LIKE DOES THAT THING WHERE HE PULLS THE BAG OUT OF REACH RIGHT AS I’M ABOUT TO GRAB IT AND I JUST. USUBEVRGSVJEJ

Anyway, he looks at me and says “don’t wear this until that heals” with a gesture to my very irritated bellybutton 🫠 THEN he goes, “actually, wait right here.” He rummages around underneath the counters for a sec and hands me this itty bitty little tube of hydrocortisone cream and I almost SCREAMED. WHERE HAS THIS MAN BEEN HIDING ALL MY LIFE. He said he usually includes them as a complimentary item if someone purchases a metal that causes more intense reactions, but anyone can ask for them. But I didn’t have to ask. He just wanted to look out for me and LITERALLY went “you don’t wear this thing until there’s no scabbing, got it? 👁️👁️” and AHAHAUSHH SEE B F B AIDBEHWHJ FINEHSJJSWBSIHEF

Then my sister asked him if he could pierce her conch and I had to kick her out before she did anything else that would get her grounded. So instead she flips me off on the other side of the glass while she waits for me outside the store. I literally can’t take her anywhere omfg.

I say bye and thank him for like the sixth time, and tell him to tell me if there’s any other way I can repay him for how considerate and generous he’s been. And THEN his smug ass goes “and how would you like to pay today?” With that cheeky ass lil grin that lets me know that he KNOWS he’s fine. He is VERY aware of the effect he has on women. Painfully aware, even.

So shit happens, I learn his name, and now we have our third date scheduled for this Saturday :) life is good

Bonus: when we got home my sister put the Ghost poster up in my room and said “merry Christmas, virgin” before ripping ass and leaving the room. The pain I would inflict upon this little shit if she weren’t my sister. And if I weren’t a nurse.

TH. THIRD-- THIRD DATE?????? MULTILPE!!!!!! OMFG SUGAR I'M SO EXCITED FOR YOU, LITERALLY THIS ENTIRE SERIES HAS ME GNAWING ON MY FIST AND KICKING MY FEET WHAAAAAT. i hope you date goes so well oml

omg 😭 bAHAHA you little sister is like me (even tho i'm the oldest). that's so sweet tho she got you a ghost poster :') and so funny that she's like trying to nose into your romantic biz. it all worked out in the end tho. i screamed like 3 times reading this, wHAT he is so observant. literally him noticing your earrings and thEN AS A RESULT??? keeping hypoallergenic stuff in stock bc you were in mind. living in his head rent free. YOU ARE THE BLUEPRINT

"in case you came back" SO HE WAS HOPING, PLANNING ON IT. and you did. YOU DID!!!!!! everything fits into place

[luvit]

Thank you anon and Elli for the sweetness ♥ really appreciate the love

Either way, I'm just biding my time until I grow a pair and go back, so until then I'm still wearing the navel and feasting on COD fics. Hot damn this thing really itches. Anyway, here's an image that has "Soap" written all over it.

Have fun

(Also it's looking weird on my end so in case it doesn't come through I'll DM you the link)

here's the link for ppl!

and omfg????? soap taking a bite of your ass because he wants to. he'll find you laying down on the couch and on your phone doing your own thing, watches you with an endeared expression. but all of a sudden it's like cuteness aggression takes over him because you're yelping and kicking out at the sensation only to find johnny and his sharp smile leering down at you. you'll look over at your ass and see the clear mark he's left just under your shorts or underwear.

there's def more where that came from when you whine at him </3

[luvit]

ALSO I should warn you that my sister is turning 18 very soon and she has been biding her sweet ass time to follow the blogs she hasn't been allowed to visit. Unfortunately you are one of them so you might get stalked around early November 💀 it's mainly out of morbid curiosity about what I was doing in my free time rather than her own interest bc she's nosy asf but I still think ts fucking hilarious. She literally has a list of MDNI accounts in her notes that she plans to investigate.

SUGARRR!!!! HI!!!!! omfg your sister being a menace and your bf being her #1 enabler is so funny to me HAHAHA. i'm excited to welcome your sister coming soon hehehe, it runs in the family >:)

[luvit]

You wanna know what fresh's with the youth these days? Wonder what entertains these teenyboppers? What the kiddos call "hip"? Well it's RPF. It's real person fiction.

Tell me why my little sister came home from school today, and in the middle of her complaining about the new SAT format, just casually dropped the fact that her underclassmen have written decent-length fanfiction about. Each other.

She sat me down and read a 5k word chapter to me about her and her crush except they "headcanoned" him as toxic and evil bc they don't like him. Now I've met all her friends, meaning I've met the person who wrote this. I did not know they were capable of such features. And this thing is still ongoing too. She also previewed one that she and another friend are actively writing about a volleyball coach that recently got arrested for coercing a sophomore into sexual favors, forwarded me the wattpad link to a full-fledged YA romance novel about one of her senior friends and his ex who he keeps going back to, and way-too-casually mentioned that they made a bet to see who'd be willing to write one about my bf and I bc they think we're hot🧍‍♀️ there's so much going on here. I mean yay for creativity but like. girl what

I can't even lie I nearly pissed myself laughing at all of them bc the scenarios are all just so far fetched, and the skill is shockingly good for teenagers who claim they've never dabbled in the art of creative writing. I call bs right there 🤥 she also got sooo offended when I asked her why she's spending so much time on that when she hasn't updated her actual public fanfiction since September LMAOOO

My bf came over today and I read my favorites to him while we were chilling in my bed so I think this means that they have a fandom now. Maybe just me tho bc he fell asleep like 20 minutes into me reading.

That's another fun thing I found out too--Kills LOVES my bed. Just for like. No reason. He has come over with the sole intent of taking a nap with me a total of three times now, all of which were in the same two week time period. He loves sleeping in my bed so much, but he keeps taking my childhood stuffed animal in the midst of his sleep and I cannot fathom how he does that. The way I hold on to my stuffie in my sleep makes it impossible to take her from me without waking me up (tucked under my chin and held between my shoulder and ear), but he manages it anyway.

Anyway the piercings are gonna take about 8 weeks to start showing progress of healing and sealing back up, but in the meantime we're putting peroxide over the holes every day, and it's only slightly off-putting when he gags and complains about the taste after putting it on the outside of his cheek. Fun!!

I'll keep you updated on the fic situation lmao. Kids are so interesting

HAHAHAHA this is so silly. i'm gonna be 100% honest, i also wrote fanfic abt my friends and i bc i thought the scenarios were funny. it actually happened in retaliation that they weren't talking to me bc they were busy actually doing homework. so i turned around and wrote out a whole maybe a whole 10k word fic by the end of the day where i inserted us all in an alternate universe and we were trying to solve a murder mystery whodunnit style 💀 they liked it so much they each wrote their own spinoffs of it and even printed them all out in one big book for my birthday. that was like 5-6 years ago tho

lmfao but i think it's funny that your bf is a good sport about it (?) unless it went in one ear and out the other. lol i used to be the same too tho in the sense that i just go hang out with people just to fall asleep. my old roommate from my freshman year i went over to her house to hang out only to sleep for an hour HAHA i think that in itself is a love language

ugh, fingers crossed to having him heal nice and well tho. LOL tasting from the outside sounds gnarly and i bet he'll have a hoot telling stories abt it. at least he can say he's "eaten" spaghetti without using his actual mouth 💀💀