for the ship meme, you x me
Who cried when they brought their child home for the first time:
Who would wake up in the middle of the night to check on the kid(s):
prob me cause you wouldn’t want to get up and i wouldn’t force you to
Who changes the kid(s) diapers:
you, cause i ain’t touchin thatttttt, but i guess i would do it if i had to but tbh i’d probably get mad at the kid for soiling itself even though its like 3 months old
like baby bottles? uhh i guess i could do that but like we have boobs sooo????
Who stays up late at night to rock the kid(s) to sleep and sing them lullabys:
YOU, cause your voice is like the heavens and i would just sit there and listen cause i love it when you sing
Who is guilty of spoiling the kid(s):
you, cause you would probably be the nice mom and i would be the one that gets mad and overprotective, and they would all go to you for fun and go to me for money to do the fun things
Who would give the kid(s) cookies in the middle of the night:
me cause i already do that now lolol, but if you woke up you would totally be for it and we would have a late night cookie feast
Who always takes the kid(s) side:
you, after all my experiences with the shit i’ve done i don’t think i could trust my kids not to have done the same exact things i’ve done
Who would wake up early to make breakfast for the kid(s) before school:
me, tbh you wouldn’t be up and breakfast is my fave so i would always be the one making myself what i want and the kids just eating it
Who gets the kid(s) ready for school in the morning:
me, like i said, you like your bed
Who takes the kid(s) to school:
ha. take kids to school. they can ride the bus like i did. jk. probably you, and then you’d take them to starbucks or something
Who goes to parent teacher conferences:
both of us! we both go to listen to the teacher tell us how great our kids are.
Who will be the first to suggest to have ‘the talk’ with the kid(s):
probs me. and it would end up being like this:
Me: “Do you think they know about sex yet?”
You: “Bruh, I found out in like the 4th grade”
Me (to kids): “SO YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT SEX IS RIGHT???”
Who would choose their child(s) prom outfit:
you, my style isn’t as cute as yours, and i love your aesthetic so much i’d prob agree with anything you said
Who would cry when the kid(s) go off to college:
you. but when you start crying i’d start crying too cause i’m an emotional piece of shit. still tho we’d both be happy they were leaving cause then we could just walk around the house naked all day
we would be such great parents tho. it’d be awesome.
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