i love ur majormoon/galaxy duo posting never stop. ily btw /parasocial /silly
They are sooooooo ???????
I love divorce quartet... I love galaxy duo. Your honor, they are soulmates. I could talk about them 5ever... About Last Life Scott expressing regret that he saved his teammate Pearl's life because he lost his own in the process... about the way he kept asking her to feed him more lives... About the way Joel tried to come between them by acting like Scott pulled all the weight in their team and Pearl did nothing, only for Scott to immediately defend that he wouldn't be able to build the Scottage if Pearl hadn't gone out to get him all the blocks...
All of this played off against who they are in Double Life when he's the one who ditches her despite everything they were last season, uggghhhhh... I love writing my server hub fics where all of that is part of their canon (i.e. not washed away between seasons). I need to crumple them in my hands.
But congrats! You've unlocked a very out-of-context sneak peek of the Dog's Life scene I wrote last night when I made my "I love weird galaxy duo" post. Enjoy!
[Heads up for text messages that reference eating souls and Pearl channeling her inner Nosy Neighbor]
PearlescentMoon: hot Smajor1995: see I wouldn't say that? just grotesque PearlescentMoon: nah, I stand by it. You peeping tom
A pause. No typing bubbles, and Pearl managed a few long sips of water (interspersed with half a brownie) before Scott snuck an answer in.
Smajor1995: but I will admit it got my vex brain on 😳 Ears UP PearlescentMoon: oh??? Smajor1995: damn straight Smajor1995: (for once) Smajor1995: Pearl I locked in 😩 Smajor1995: You eat souls- Is that what it’s like? PearlescentMoon: oi PearlescentMoon: said I stand by “hot” Smajor1995: damn bestie; take me to target class Smajor1995: So that’s where your eyes went when we used to voyeur at Rose House? 🤔
… Tone it down. Pearl lets the soft tip of her drinking straw press the backs of her teeth until it slips free, popping in the air. Gettin’ fast, mate. Beat, beat, beat goes the knock of ego on her pride.
Smajor1995: I won't lie, I want to watch. You free rn? You and BigB must know all the best peeping spots
Beat.
Beat.
Beat.
PearlescentMoon: If you’d asked, I would’ve eaten you like that
If Bdubs didn’t have dibs. If you hadn’t been in the allay closet- If you’d trusted me-
Smajor1995: Oh?
I hate stupid vampire bat and corrupted owl people /affectionate
Bonus context to last night's "weird about each other" post: I was watching Scott's Past Life 7 and how Scott reacts to Pearl's death despite not being on her team, and thinking about the earlier episodes where he came to visit her and complimented her on "her amazing personality" and said she was "a joy to be around," but cut that part out of his own POV for some reason... His Wild Life outfit... the Past Life boogeyman team-up... ooouugghhh... Something about him seeking her out for fun and to rotate the creature in his mind... you get me.
Me, sobbing about them being neighbors in Legacy SMP: And they were SOULMATES!!
Two weeks from now, I'm posting Chapter 5 of Top 10 Hanahaki Life Hacks, which showcases Cleo visiting Scott and Pearl (separately) and them talking about their relationship, so you'll probably enjoy that :> You know what they say... Can't spell divorce quartet without divorce.













