#suguhime

[utazz]

{★} | 𝑮𝑬𝑻𝑶𝑯𝑰𝑴𝑬!

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[satorusmegumi]

I know gohime is popular because of her endless suffering at the hands of that annoying teenager, and people like to read that over the top animosity as something else. A cover for something else, but I would like to propose suguhime.

While utahime fucking satoru despite his general unpleasantness is fun and all, suguru and utahime fucking is even more meaty to me because suguru has that same kind of meanness in him, but he's also a lot more cunning about it. He knows he can get that cookie, and he does despite being just as bad because he knows how to make himself likeable. And it's even better for the satoru&utahime dynamic because he's the annoying, unhelpful, smartass friend of the guy she's fucking and she just has to suffer through it for suguru's sake. It makes their fights more fun to me.

[rairpaircrackshipper]

★ | GetoHime!

────────────────────────────── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ────────────────────────────── {★} ( Artist; https://x.com/space0ddiT )

[incorrectjjkquotes]

Utahime: How’s it going, Geto? Geto: Sometimes I open the cabinet and let the Tupperware hit me in the face on purpose.

[thejudgingtrash]

Shokohime and Satosugu who both realize at some point during adulthood that it doesn’t work anymore and they switch partners (either Getoshoko/Gojohime or Satoshoko/Getohime).

[tworegimesof]

I am FINALLY DONE with In every dream home a heartache! It is over and I am free!!!!!

Here is the last chapter, the how-to manual for life.

Here is the song it's named after. I heard in an art class and giggled over it but it clearly stuck with me. The premise of the song inspired Hard Candy and Sour Hearts (a SatoSho).

The meme isn't mine and if you know who to credit I will gladly link them because this is the best JJK meme to ever exist.