#suigestsu

[sunny-pandas]

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!🌟🎊🎉🎇🎆🎊🎉💖

[greekbros]

"when your two teachers are fighting it out on who has the biggest dick energy but your boba tea is too fukn good to even care."

-Kiri

[flamebrainsart]

Squad Hebi

Requested by @vegan-yeti-strikes, that the 'middle one' be Sasuke. I hope it's as bad as you were hoping for  :’) Original Squad Meme

[fromnaruto]

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[scenariosofkonoha]

Suigetsu Hozuki Scenario

I love Suigetsu, guys. And I love the fact that you can tell I wrote this over a year ago bc of the word ‘hella’

Also, headcannon that suigetsu needs tattoos.

Jump!

Wiggle!

Wiggle Again!

Jump!

Lunge to the right!

Lunge to the left!

Jump!

And button!

Narrowing his eyes at you as you did all this, Suigetsu was both mesmerized and just plain confused by all the actions you needed to complete in order to squeeze into your jeans. “What the Hell, Y/N?” he snapped out, still at a loss for everything you were doing to simply get on a piece of clothing that he was eventually going to take off.

Spinning around on the ball of your foot to face him, you slightly cocked your head to the left and questioned his question. “Huh? What?” you offered up, confused to why he was confused, because this wasn’t the first time he had seen you get ready. Besides, he had seen you squeeze into smaller things before and never had said much, so you were a bit puzzled to why he would stop you now.

“Why are doing all that to get on a pair of jeans? Seems kinda pointless if they’re coming off in a couple hours.” He smirked at you, being completely obvious at what his intentions of the day were.

You simply just rolled your eyes at him and began the throw on a tank top as you started to list out your reasons even you though you were positive that he didn’t particularly care. “Cause, Suigetsu. I wear skinny jeans, because I like people to realize that I’m actually incredibly hot and have an ass, and that makes you hella jealous when people look at me and I find that funny.” you snickered at him, giving a sly little smile to the tattooed idiot.

Suigetsu simply scoffed, “Shit girl, we both know I’m the hot one in the relationship.” he shot right back at you, the whole time wanting nothing more than a reaction from you.

With hands on your hips, you raised your chin at him and glared, “Right, let’s go out and see how many times each of us can get laid in a week, then we’ll see who’s hotter.” you sassed, a constant in your relationship.

Chuckling as he stood up and walked over to you, you felt one hand wrap around your waist and pull you up against him while the other took a hold on your chin, forcing you to lock eyes with him. “Whenever you want, doll. Gimme a time and we’ll see who’s better. Doesn’t really matter to me, cause I know you’ll come back begging to me, because those other guys can’t what I can to you…” he smirked down at you, continuously pushing your body up against his.

With a roll of your eyes, you just pushed him away and began to walk back to where the rest of your clothes lay. “Whatever, Suigetsu. Don’t act like you’re some god.” you spoke as you picked up an old aviator's jacket and threw it on top of your white tank. You loved Suigetsu to the moon and back, but some days you questioned his big ass ego.

Yet the boy continued on with his badgering. “I am when it comes to giving you what you want.” he spoke smugly, not giving into anything that you were throwing back at him.

Nearly scoffing at such a remark, you turned and faced him. “Fine. You think you’re so good at giving me what I want, then let me repay you.” you started, knowing very well that you had his attention. Slowly making your way over to him, you spoke smoothly, “You can do whatever you want with me, just say it and I’ll do it. Doesn’t matter if you thought it was completely out of bounds, all you have to say is you want it…” you continued on, watching him become more and more interested in whatever you had in mind.

“And what do I have to do to get this?” he questioned, pulling you in close again now what you were within his reach.

Slightly chuckling you looked at him knowing that you got him. “You have to wiggle into a pair of skinny jeans.” you smirked knowing that he didn’t mind wearing tight pants, but to get into a pair as tight as yours, there was no way in hell that he would do that.

Looking to you as if you were insane, he just shrugged and shook his head. “Shame, don’t got a pair.” he smirked knowing that he had found a loophole.

“That’s okay,” you stated. “You can just use mine.” a smirk coming across your lips as the offer was made.

Again, he looked to as if you were insane. How the hell was he even suppose to try? Unlike you, he wasn’t a 120 pound 23 year old girl, so there was no way he was even going to attempt doing that. First off, he wasn’t that desperate and second off, he could just do this.

Effortly snatching you up and throwing you over his shoulder, he just muttered as he walked into the bedroom. “Fuck that, I’ll just throw you on the bed right now and have my way.”

And that’s exactly what he did.

[unicornrevolution]

look how cute little suigetsu is drinking his little water aw i’ll take twenty

[fyeahuzumakikarin]

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