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-- capriciousThespian [CT] began trolling sultrySiren [SS] --
CT: Good evening, Maeron. How are you doing tonight?
SS: Ju§t wonderful, @ctu@lly. ;] I’m gl@d it’§ you tonight. Comedy i§ §o dr@ining.
SS: @nd he better be telling the truth @bout being done h@r@§§ing Thiomi or I’m bre@king both of your leg§.
SS: C@n’t §t@lk her if you c@n’t w@lk. ;]c
CT: Yes, he’s being honest. Like you, I pity the woman he’s spontaneously fallen for. I give him two weeks before he makes her regret it.
SS: Re@lly? Two week§?
CT: You’re right. That’s putting too much faith in him. Make it two nights.
SS: I give him two hour§.
SS: So wh@t’§ on your mind? You’re not §omeone who chit ch@t§ @nd t@lk§ ju§t for the §@ke of t@lking. I know you h@te th@t.
CT: I thought you might be pleased to know that I’ve also got someone new in my life, since you’re always nagging me to make friends.
SS: Oohhhh?? ;0 @lright, §pill. Who i§ it?
CT: Her name is Sefalo. She’s a violet and unusually chipper and friendly, if a touch naïve.
CT: Well, more than a touch, actually.
CT: We’ve been in contact for roughly a perigee and a half now, and it seems like she has no intention of leaving.
SS: You did the impo§§ible. You found @ troll th@t’§ immune to your dour, @nti§oci@l @ttitude. I never im@gined you @§ the type to befriend @ little r@y of moon§hine, but th@t’§ §o cute! x]
CT: Yes, yes, I’m an insufferable prick. How does anyone ever tolerate me?
SS: @lcohol @nd @n iron will.
SS: @ll joking @§ide, I’m §o h@ppy for you. It’§ @bout time you exp@nded your little §oci@l circle.
SS: Doe§ §he know @bout Comedy?
CT: Yes. He made it a point to introduce himself to her and lay on the charm and flattery. Knowing him, he was trying to work his way into a quadrant with her, likely out of jealousy.
CT: However, ever since he “found a new muse,” he’s more or less started ignoring her.
SS: Th@t mu§t h@ve been confu§ing for her @t fir§t §eeing you @ct completely different th@n you did when you fir§t met her.
CT: Actually, she knew immediately that he wasn’t me, much to our surprise. She was actually quite upset at him for pretending to be me, though once he explained everything, she calmed down.
SS: The f@ct th@t §he picked up on th@t §o quickly i§ impre§§ive. Even I h@d trouble telling you two @p@rt in the beginning. For §omeone so n@ïve, §he’§ incredibly perceptive.
CT: In that one single instance, yes. I wish that perception wasn’t situational or she might not have gotten herself into so much trouble.
SS: §he’§ in trouble? Wh@t’§ wrong?
CT: it’s nothing. I shouldn’t have even said that.
SS: Well you did, §o tell me wh@t’§ going on.
CT: You won’t believe me. I barely believe it.
SS: Ju§t tell me!
CT: Against my multiple warnings, she made a deal with an eldritch horrorterror squid, and now it’s gradually possessing her and ruining her mind.
SS: W@it, there’§ more th@n one horrorterror on @lterni@??
CT: Apparently.
SS: How i§ th@t even po§§ible?! Why h@§n’t the empre§§’§ pet terror killed it or driven it @w@y or §omething?
CT: Who fucking knows or cares. All I care about is that it’s slowly destroying my friend, and I can’t help her.
SS: There h@§ to be §omething you two c@n do.
CT: I doubt it. The only thing I can see working is killing it, and I’m neither foolish nor naïve enough to think I or anyone else can kill a horrorterror.
CT: The worst part is I can’t tell her any of this.
SS: Why would you h@ve to tell her? §he know§ wh@t §he did @nd wh@t’§ h@ppening to her. Being po§§e§§ed @nd mindfucked i§n’t ex@ctly ignor@ble.
CT: It makes her forget. Every time that thing takes over her, she has no memory of it happening. She’s completely oblivious to it.
SS: @nd you c@n’t tell her wh@t’§ h@ppening bec@u§e...
CT: I tried. It took over her and told me in no uncertain terms that if I attempt to stop it, it’ll kill her. Just to add insult to injury, it’ll make her think I’m the one that did it in her final thoughts.
CT: It’s always present in her mind, seeing and hearing everything she does at all times. I don’t know what’s safe to say and what isn’t. I don’t want her to be killed because of me. She doesn’t deserve that.
CT: I hate this. I fucking hate this. My friend is in danger, and I’m completely powerless to to anything about it. I just have to watch and let it happen otherwise she’ll die.
CT: I feel so helpless. It’s maddening!
SS: You re@lly c@re @bout her.
CT: Of course I do. I’m not heartless.
CT: She’s the closest friend I’ve had since Thiomi. I desperately don’t want to lose her.
SS: §onj@, @re you p@le for her?
CT: I don’t know. I know she’s pale for me.
SS: You’re cle@rly protective of her if you’re thi§ up§et. Do you feel more @t e@§e or h@ppy when §he’§ @round?
CT: Yes, but that doesn’t necessarily mean I’m pale. It’s natural to feel better when friends are around and to not want them to get hurt.
SS: You’ve never been th@t w@y with me. ;/
CT: I don’t need to be. You’re more than capable of taking care of yourself. Sefalo isn’t. Just look at this mess she’s gotten herself into. She needs someone to look out for her and try to keep her safe.
SS: ;]c
CT: I’m pale for her, aren’t I
SS: §ound§ like it to me, which me@n§ you’ve fin@lly moved on from Thiomi. Congr@tul@tion§, I’m proud of you.
SS: I §@y we celebr@te! W@nt to meet @t Phon’§ j@zz club?
CT: That’s your kismesis, right?
SS: Ex-ki§me§i§, @ctu@lly. We §t@rted getting @long too well and our riv@lry fizzled out, §o now we’re ju§t friend§.
CT: I see. Well, I’m sure you’ll make some unlucky troll very miserable again some night.
SS: Oh, I know. I’m @ c@tch, @fter @ll. ;] Wh@t mort@l c@n re§i§t @ godde§§~
CT: What is a goddess to a non-believer?
SS: §hu§h. Ju§t meet me @t the club, dork. You remember how to get there, right?
CT: Yes, yes. I’ll see you soon.
SS: You better, or I’m coming to get you. XP
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