incorrect quotes again bc i haven't been posting shit
(after a while this just ends up becoming an ElectricAngel/GravityAngel post, i'm still debating on the ship name)
Void: When you've been on the internet for as long as I have, you develop thick skin. Aries: Navy blue isn't your color. (Void wore it for Cosmo) Void: Navy blue brings out my eyes you prick! *Chases after Aries*
Shiara, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often? Aries, confused: I mean, this is my house, so yeah. (they're both dense as shit)
Void: Is something burning? Cosmo, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you. Void: Cosmo, the toaster is literally on fire.
Cosmo: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you? Void: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on the bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right? (listen if anyone needs to bring him down a peg, it's Cosmo)
Yukichi, turning to Orion: Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you can turn on is the microwave.
Kou: Go to sleep or you'll hate yourself in the morning! Aries: I'll hate my self in the morning regardless.
Sumire: Can you cut me some slack, Ahtziri? I’m sort of in love. Ahtziri: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem. Sumire: I’m in love with you. Ahtziri: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.
Sumire: What if people had food names and food had people names? Kou: Hey, spaghetti, we’re having Sumire for dinner. Cosmo: What is wrong with you people? Orion: Shut up, chocolate.
Shiara: I don’t need any more friends. I already have four. Yukichi: Don’t you mean five? Shiara: *looks directly at Lectro* Shiara: No, I’m pretty sure I meant to say four.
Cosmo: You’re like an oyster. Not appealing on the outside, but your insides are worth a lot of money!
Spacey: I’m sad. Sumire: Don’t be sad, because sad backwards is das. Sumire: And das not good.
Kou: What’s up with you? Void: What do you mean? Kou: You’ve been nice and helpful and considerate all day. What’s your game?
Cosmo: Wow, Void, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you. Void: We literally slept together yesterday. Cosmo: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
Void: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right? Cosmo: Nope, there's 26. Void: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T. Cosmo: Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one. Void: You'll get the D later ;).
Cosmo: Know why I called you in here? Void: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic. (he's a fuckin liar) Cosmo: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?
Cosmo: Hey, wanna take a shower with me? Void: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.
Void: I like your new pants! Cosmo: Thanks, they were 50% off! Void: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks* Cosmo: The store can’t just give away clothes for free. Void: Thats’s… not what I meant. Cosmo: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Void. (Cosmo's more dense than both Aries and Shiara)
Void: What are you in the mood for? Cosmo: World domination. Void: That's a bit ambitious. Cosmo: You are my world. Void: Aww... Cosmo: Void: Cosmo: Void: OH.
(originally Radi was in Aries’ place and Lectro was in Orion’s, but because I don’t want to associate with ANY of Zer0finix/xTeNpiYex’s characters after what she’s done to so many people, I substituted some of my other OCs in)