Ominis had planned to stay awake so he could ask Sebastian to grab some wiggenweld the next morning, but alas, he got too comfy with Alyx (MC) and fell asleep too. Come next morning, Sebastian stumbles upon his two friends entangled with each other. Sebastian will never let his emotionally constipated best friend live this down.
I’ve been working on this for way longer than it looks like I did lol but I finally got it done in time for my birthday today, so here it is, a little bonus scene to the fic I wrote a little while ago. hope y’all like it!
BACK ON MY BULLSHIT.
Dream as Rhea, my favorite morally grey necromancer with a connection to god and founder of religion.
A FUN AU WHERE DEFINITELY NOTHING BAD HAPPENS EVER.
DreamXD is once again god, having a good time in the End with a bunch of enderdragon hybrids, while also chilling in the overworld teaching people how to rapidly advance their tech because it's fun and he's bored.
This is fine! Except for the part where it isn't because now the overworld has been consumed by war! And everything has been destroyed! The nukes were in fact a terrible idea, who knew.
XD can most definitely fix this, absolutely for sure. He's just going to have to go away for a while. Take a little nap to recharge after healing the entire world. And also maybe taking a little vengeance on those silly little mortals who decided mass destruction was a good idea.
The enderdragon hybrids in the End are understandably upset that their god is no longer with them and build him a little shrine to wait for him until he returns.
Some of those silly little mortals are not dead. Some of those silly little mortals Do Not Like God or his followers.
Hey did you know that enderdragon bones, combined with their breath and an Eye of Ender, are actually pretty powerful weapons? Would sure be a shame to let those go to waste.
Dream is understandably upset to wake up one day and find his entire family killed and used for weapons.
Dream raises an entire army to get revenge and also semi accidentally founds a religion in the process. This is an essential part of the grieving process.
No He's Not A Dragon Don't Be Silly Shhhhh
Do Not Concern Yourself With His Overly Sharp Teeth And Carnivorous Tendencies
He Too Is Very Mortal And Fragile Just Like Everyone Else
Bonuses Include:
Ranboo is also partial Definitely Not A Dragon. He wasn't in the End when the massacre happened and found by Dream after he escaped.
(Karl is one too, but he vanished after the war. Occasionally reappears seeming to know both more and less than before. How odd.)
Tommy is Edelgard. If you don't have context for this Don't Worry About It. In my personal opinion its funny.
Wilbur might be Dimitri because that would also be pretty funny. To me. It would be funny to me. It would not be funny to Tommy or Wilbur but their opinion doesn't matter.
I've been thinking about Techno as Head of The Golden Deer and this is top tier comedy to me for some reason. He can't escape the government no matter how hard he tries.
Nobody is Byleth in this au. Dream's unethical experiments still exist though because I think he deserves it. He's fucking exhausted after like 10000 years running a church he doesn't even want to be in charge of let him live.
I can't decide if Punz should be a Dragon (theres supposed to be four left not including Dream.) But he should be dressed like Shamir and still contribute to the unethical experiments. For the good of everyone.
This isnt a 1:1 au this is just me taking themes and ideas and seeing what I can do with them. I Am Trying My Best.
