Dusk: Hey, you’re Morning Glory, from Mandrake’s BC, right? I’m Dusk, his younger brother!
Morning Glory: Oh, hi! Did you know I’m technically your aunt now? And Mandrake’s, I guess.
Dusk: Excuseme?
Morning Glory: Yeah, your grandfather, you know, Moonshine’s dad--he had a few other kids a while ago. I’m married to one of them. I have a step-son and everything. Maybe my own, someday.
Dusk: The ages...that doesn’t seem to add up?
Morning Glory: C’mon, you’re a werewolf, they all are too. They can live pretty long. Lupin still looks really young. Anyway, Aewyna--the mermaid from the BC--actually married one of Lupin’s sons, too. And you’re not gonna believe this, but Laguna--yeah, the fairy!--is dating Lupin himself. Guess your grandfather and his kids got all of your sibling’s rejects.
Dusk: Wait, but...I thought Grandpa Lupin was married to one of Grandpa Dash’s exes? Sini? As if that wasn’t weird enough already...
Morning Glory: Oh, that is looong over. Lupin and Sini divorced ages ago and Sini actually married Lupin’s sister.
Dusk: Yeah, ha, well......this was interesting, gotta go now.