#sunbear social

[bearspiracies]

I love stress-eating smarties I just go to town on those things I go through the whole bag I inhale it like munchable cocaine I eat it all until theyre gone and twitch on the floor like a dead rat

[aestknowsbest]

The people have spoken and it has been done.

I will actually draw him a pfp soon but for now I lazy so we slap a panel on it. Gonna have so much fun with this– already made one post and it's just me being weird about Smarties.

[bearspiracies]

It is with great sorrow that I must announce that @kon-is-on and i are getting a divorce. Yeah he's wormphobic. Its a tragedy. I'm taking three of our non-existent children in the split and also all of his money. Stay tuned.

[bearspiracies]

I love getting men pregnant it's a hobby of mine actually

[bearspiracies]

Things My Boyfriend Has Said:

“I don't want to take these large ass antibiotic pills twice every goddamn day, I want to crush them up and snort them like cocaine.”

“I am here physically, but mentally? I am in the Bahamas. Drowning. While being eaten alive by an orca 57 feet below sea level. My limbs are everywhere, the pain is excruciating. Yes, I'm fine why do you ask?”

“Honey I'm starting to think that with each passing day a small part of me dies.”

"♪ Eeeeggs, shoulders knees and toes... ♪ no that can't be it."

“He should have taken away my eyes instead of my spleen.... I'd have been better off that way.”

"Can you illegally download sleep?"

"No babe it's so hot when you show symptoms of pure insanity."

"If someone decides to break into your apartment and attack you, you eat them. That's dinner."

"Bear stop calling all of my bad habits 'colonizer tendencies' it's not funny anymore."

"Bernard, my dearest of hearts, my favourite person, love of my life– this is starting to look like an unhealthy obsession."

"If you put carrots and celery in my Sloppy Joe again, that will prove to be my thirteenth reason. No I don't care that I need to eat more vegetables and didn't even notice that it was in my food, it's the principle of the matter. Betray my trust again and I will dig you a grave so deep that you won't be able to crawl out of it a second time."

[bearspiracies]

its always "you need to stop drinking the kool-aid bernard" and not "how was the kool-aid bernard? was it good? what flavour was it?"

it was cherry. if you even care.

[bearspiracies]

You 🤝 Me

Loving Tim

@superboy-with-the-good-hair

Why is Superboy in my asks telling me he loves my boyfriend??

[bearspiracies]

. . . What if Batman is transgender and dating Bruce Wayne and the first, second, and third, and fifth Robin's are actually Bruce Wayne and Batman's biological children but Batman has rights over them for their safety, being related to Batman and all, so Bruce Wayne adopted children that looked similar to his biological children to fill the void of not having his and his lovers children living with him and being raised by him?!

The empty nest syndrome hits HARD 😔. No wonder the Wayne kids are such terrors, they act out for the attention of a man who will only see them as filler children for the kids he could never have...... Is there a such thing as reverse child support? Does Batman pay it?

Batman's kids (congratulations on the transition btw Mr. Lord Batman Sir. Iconic.) probably yearn for the normalcy, but back to the mines they go.

I once considered Batman reproducing his robins asexually, but this intrigues me. To be completely honest, who could blame him? I, too, would reproduce wi..... Nevermind my boyfriend is reading this over my shoulder I probably shouldn't finish that sentence.