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i am always right!! expect for the instances where i am rarely wrong!!!

[bearspiracies]

• Hello! I am a roleplay account that posts under the personality of the character Bernard Dowd! •

ෆ Main pronouns for the blog are He/They, but genderfluid terms (She/Her included) may also apply

ෆ I headcanon Bernard as Italian! So he may say some Italian phrases from time to time, and I'll endeavour to provide translations.

ෆ This is just for the silliness, so don't take me too seriously! And I want this to be a goofy fun space so if I go too far or come off too strong please please please DO NOT HESITATE TO CALL ME OUT ON IT OKAY?? Like ofc I ask you not be mean bc I am a but a sensitive little guy but yes. If ever I do anything out of sorts or even if a joke comes off unpleasantly, by all means bring it to my attention!

☆ My entertainment, and most of all yours, is top priority here, and we can't have a laugh if we're not having fun. ☆

♡ And if you like my take on Bernard, then my main account is aestknowsbest if ya wanna check it out! ♡

#sunbearsocial is the tag for my RP posts, #asksunbear is where my asks are, and 'OORP' (out-of-roleplay) is when I respond to things as just plain ol' me!

Also!! If ya wanna send me those neat little anonymous rp prompt thingies, by all means go ahead. I love little drabbles and it's probably the only writing you'll get from me for months.

[brainwavejrsoldermankink]

Oh you want to read one so bad.

[stephcantspell]

What if Jax kicked open your door? Threw a handful of uncooked spaghetti at you, screamed: "FIX YOUR POSTURE!" And moon walked through your mirror!!!!

[bearspiracies]

Also consider: What if Jax took you to court instead? The case was about nothing. He had a lawyer, the lawyer also didn't know anything. But jax won anyway.

[mollybeenoel]

© plutoxoxi via x/twitter

[awoldawg-deactivated20260127]

Youre not a kitten or a baby doe or a bunnyrabbit okay you're a grown ass woman and youre annoying

[spacey-supernova]

Babe do you like my t-shirt

- @genderblindbag-tim 💅🏻✨

you’re so lucky i’m in love with you-

this is about Bernard, right?

[genderblindbag-tim]

[spacey-supernova]

Babe do you like my t-shirt

- @genderblindbag-tim 💅🏻✨

you’re so lucky i’m in love with you-

this is about Bernard, right?

[pain-is-too-tired]

I'm starting a petition

Let him break down more walls for his boyfriend please

He's been good. He deserves it.

[the-jason-todd-impreganator]

HELL YEAH!!!!!!

@stephcantspell @theorist-of-conspiracy

I haven't been on Tumblr in a while and forgot every username RAH—

[stephcantspell]

GIVE BERNARD A SLEDGEHAMMER!

@spacey-supernova @timdrakeisbicyclesexual @bearspiracies @vickivalegothamgazette @not-the-restaurant

[bearspiracies]

Pretty pretty please 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 I'd be so irresponsible with it I swear !!

[babybearwendy]

What is your favourite flavour of Play-Doh

Orange.

Very yummy

[bearspiracies]

[bearspiracies]

i really want things that I know are bad for me. like red kool-aid and also heart attack grill burgers

[coolstorybrahhh]

i don’t even fuck around and i still be finding out

[sparkling-bear]

Update on the PowerPoint ☺️

@bearspiracies @timdrakeisbicyclesexual @timothydwayne719

[bearspiracies]

Stephane Brown . Also, accurate. I fear for my life every time I am in a car with him behind the wheel.

[amygdalae]

Being like. Post-suicidal is so strange. Like hiiiii everybody im new I spent a good chunk of my life languishing and have like 3 or 4 lived experiences. But now I'm ready to fuck and party or whatever. Can we be friends. Im so happy to be here. Can we be friends

[echoesofwayne]

The pregnancy fairy has been summoned.

✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

- 🫄🧚🏼‍♀️

This is really funny because I literally just took the mpreg enabling shot the other night...

Am I gonna have twins??

[stephcantspell]

Damn- not again.

I'm getting fucking trauma flashbacks

[echoesofwayne]

Did you get hit?!

[stephcantspell]

No. Tim did, a bunch of Tim's did. It was a problem.

It's where I got a large percentage of my followers from.

I tried selling him, The pregnancy fairy appeared, Bernard knocked 'em up, I didn't end up selling him. Now he has a daughter.

[echoesofwayne]

Oh.... Oh boy.

[stephcantspell]

@bearspiracies Do you wanna explain yourself?

(// yes, we had to put make an entire tag thingy. There's a scrapbook I made. It's an entire rabbit hole.

)

[bearspiracies]

What do you mean ME ?? Honey this is YOUR fault.

But long story shirt, Steph tried to sell Tim against his will, and we were all posting propaganda for people to post for us in the poll, until SOMEHOW and SOMEWAY pregnancy came into the conversation, and Steph acquiesced that if Tim got pregnant, she wouldn't sell him– because she can sell a man without his consent, but she wouldn't sell a PREGNANT man without his consent. The pinacle of morality. Truly.

Enter me. Innocent. Starry-eyed. And so so naive. I am . ACCOSTED. By at least two, maybe three Tim Drake accounts. Telling me they want kids. WAIT. I remember now. jasontoddimpregnator said I obviously wasn't trying hard enough if Tim wasn't pregnant yet. And then EVERYONE had it in their heads that I needed to impregnante him. I'm sorry. Are YOU carrying this child to term ?? For nine months ?? Anyways.

Pestering ensued. Chaos reigned. The more Tim's heard of this, the more THEY craved pregnancy. Please image, poor little me. Backed into a corner. Rocking back and forth, even. Being closed in by a circle of Tim's. (This is an exaggeration. A good chunk of the others Tim's had their own Bernard's/Kon's/who-what's. )

No peace was regained until I agreed to the terms. It is NOT an exaggeration when I say it was an EPIDEMIC. People who were only just then joining the dcrp circle were CONFUSED. People who WEREN'T apart of the dcrp circle were CONFUSED. People who were apart of the whole mess were ALSO CONFUSED.

Do you understand now.

[wayneenterprise-pr]

No one :

Bruce Wayne for some reason :

[brucewayneloveswomen]

💔💔💔😔

[stephcantspell]

As THE instigator of the Tim Drake pregnancy epidemic of 2025 I feel it is my duty to reblog this.

I'm so sorry guys I didn't know it was gonna get that out of hand. Tim started it (all of them) and we can blame @bearspiracies as well. 💜💅✨

[bearspiracies]

I WAS INNOCENT !! IN! NO! CENT!!

[stephcantspell]

@timdrakeisbicyclesexual @bearspiracies @timothydwayne719

[bearspiracies]

Mhm mhm. As it should be.

[spoiler-official]

@red-robins719 @bearspiracies

[bearspiracies]

Steal ALL his bitches !! Since '03 !!