#ask sunbear

[bearspiracies]

You 🤝 Me

Loving Tim

@superboy-with-the-good-hair

Why is Superboy in my asks telling me he loves my boyfriend??

[bearspiracies]

. . . What if Batman is transgender and dating Bruce Wayne and the first, second, and third, and fifth Robin's are actually Bruce Wayne and Batman's biological children but Batman has rights over them for their safety, being related to Batman and all, so Bruce Wayne adopted children that looked similar to his biological children to fill the void of not having his and his lovers children living with him and being raised by him?!

The empty nest syndrome hits HARD 😔. No wonder the Wayne kids are such terrors, they act out for the attention of a man who will only see them as filler children for the kids he could never have...... Is there a such thing as reverse child support? Does Batman pay it?

Batman's kids (congratulations on the transition btw Mr. Lord Batman Sir. Iconic.) probably yearn for the normalcy, but back to the mines they go.

I once considered Batman reproducing his robins asexually, but this intrigues me. To be completely honest, who could blame him? I, too, would reproduce wi..... Nevermind my boyfriend is reading this over my shoulder I probably shouldn't finish that sentence.

[bearspiracies]

This you?

Ah, yes- seconds before disaster. Apparently, we were singing 'A Million Dreams' too loudly and a disgruntled grandmother did not take to well to it. Robin was hit in the face with a cane.

[bearspiracies]

You're gregnant now

IM WHAT

[bearspiracies]

join my pain cult boy

Uhmmmmm one second, let me ask my boyfriend(s). Dear should I join this nice-looking man's pain cult?

@timothyjacksondrakewayne , @timdrakeisbicyclesexual

[bearspiracies]

You and your boyfriend be like:

Where did you you get those screenshots of our texts

[bearspiracies]

Tim in slutty little glasses 🔛🔝

I wish I took a photo to show you.

Alas, I forgot.

- @stephcantspell

WHAT. NO WHAT. I NEED THAT FED TO ME THROUGH AN IV DRIP STEPH I NEED THAT, STEPH.

[bearspiracies]

Damn. You're a strong, strong man for having a kid with a man who lives on a houseboat... Do y'all even drive that thing around, or does it stay docked? Because if it's staying docked, I will be chewing on your wiring later.

- @gotham-harbours-rats

Thank you! And no, we stayed docked to the marina. If you need directions, I'll be overjoyed to divulge it to you! By all means, make this boat unlivable so that Tim will Finally be convinces to Move Us Out.