NSFW ALPHABET FT. XYLO FORBARTZ.
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
he's not the best at it but he does try to take care of you .ᐟ it's a mix of not having experience with aftercare 𖬺 being worn out after your fun. cleanup aside , he feels a little clingy 𖬺 vulnerable after sex so he's keeping you close to him.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
if there's anything he likes it's his mouth , he isn't too good with words all the time despite his love for poetry so he opts to show you his passion with action. his favorite body part of yours are your boobs .ᐟ he's a simple man , he likes burying his face in them. not even in a sexual way all the time.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
this man does not want kids , not with his current 𖬺 more than likely permanent predicament so he avoids cumming inside you at all costs — though , he can't say he's pulled out every time because damn you feel good.. but his favorite place to blow his load is on your chest , he just thinks you look so pretty like that.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
he witnessed you having a wet dream about him one time , it was actually before any feelings were admitted. he thinks about it often 𖬺 that's how he usually gets off when he can't get his hands on you.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
not very but he catches on quick so don't worry .ᐟ he learns with you. 𖹭
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
the lotus. there's nothing more xylo adores than the soft intimate moments you two have when you're face to face. he loves kissing you when he thrusts , indulging himself in his favorite drink. getting to hold you close to him as his hips pick up the pace , arms wrapping tight around you as he absolutely destroys your insides.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
he isn't haha funny goofy , he's not 100% serious either unless circumstances make him so. he's that perfect balance of serious 𖬺 teasing.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
he isn't too bad. he takes care of what he thinks needs to be done. isn't overly done down there but it isn't a forest either.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
even when he's just horny , xylo always reminds you how much he loves you when you have sex. you're someone he adores , someone who sees him as xylo rather than the goddess killer. he always tries to remind you through his actions how much you mean to him when words fail to express as much. he's always peppering your body with kisses 𖬺 soft worship 𖬺 your ears with praises.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
it's not as often as you might think , he rarely does. either because hero duties keep him busy or he's able to have you. he prefers you over that anyway.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
praise 𖬺 body worship .ᐟ he loves hearing you praise him while he showers your own body in praise that rivals a goddess.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
honestly .ᐣ wherever he can get you is more than enough. though he admits it makes him feel tingly when he fucks you in an area where holy knights are staying... he likes the idea of getting caught by them , making them see that he gets to fuck the prettiest girl alive as a scumbag hero.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
soft moments where you show him you love him. when you cup his cheeks in your hand , showering him with your affections... oh yeah , he loves that.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
threesomes or gangbangs. he is NOT keen on sharing you. he's yours , you're his.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
he prefers giving than receiving .ᐟ not that he doesn't mind receiving , he just loves to hear the sounds you make for him. 𖬺 sometimes a man just needs the taste of his woman on his tongue.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
he's pretty well balanced for the most part. unless he's stressed or missed you. when you're feeling sad though he's usually slow 𖬺 sensual unless you demand otherwise of him.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
he LOVES them. often times that's usually you two all have time for is a quickie.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
hell , he'll try anything once. all you need to do is plant an idea in his head or ask him. ask 𖬺 you shall receive. the only risk he dislikes is getting you pregnant for obvious reasons.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
unless he's tired he can usually go 2 or 3 rounds.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
i wonder what toys they'd have in this era... 💭 still , no. he likes to do the work himself.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
A LOT. he gets a kick off of seeing you angry , he lives off of it 𖬺 thinks it's the hottest thing from you.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
he's not too loud but not all that silent , he grunts he groans — he occasionally moans a little louder than what he'd like but most of all he curses 𖬺 yaps.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
the thought of fucking you to sleep gets him really turned on.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
he's a solid 6.5 inches .ᐟ nice girth to compliment him as well. 🫶🏻
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
not all that high , about average. before you came along it used to be almost non-existent .ᐟ
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
depends on the setting , honestly. if you're in town , he's pretty quick to fall asleep after some small talk with you. if you're out camping , it takes about 30 minutes to an hour. he's always on alert.