Blurp
A blurp is not a burp.No.Surely, it's much worse.It rushes out of both ends,Like a vacuum in reverse.A hiccup, burp, and sneeze, and coughCome all at once,The bomb goes off.Both eyes pop out,Your head explodes,And all your body juice unloads.A snoff is both a cough and sneeze,It crosses eyes and weakens knees.A belchy hiccup's called a hurp,It's slightly worse than any burp,But watch out for the…
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