#super pershing

[artyrambles]

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@anglerfishtanking

[rakkedyman]

Nikita Bolyakov’s World of Tanks pin-up wallpapers 6 of 7, American tanks edition.

[artysanctuary]

One of the pics from yesterday’s game. We had to pretend a lot because it was kind of spontaneous, so we didn’t have enough suitable tank models or a proper table.

Looks like a really bad situation for the Super Pershing, huh? Well, that “Leopard” was actually a Panther. Still sounds bad? Keep in mind that I beefed up my SP to the point where he gets all 6 defence dice no matter what happens as long as I keep moving. Side shots and lack of cover don’t affect him at all. Combine that with 6 attack dice of which I can reroll one and also switch a crit for two regular hits if needed.

That Panther was the last survivor of three enemy tanks, by the way. He lost. I lost 2 of my 9 health points throughout the game.

I wonder why no one wants to play with me..............

[artyrambles]

IF YOU OWN A 1/35 or 1/48 PERSHING OR SUPER PERSHING SCALE MODEL PLEASE READ:

I need your help folks!! I just need you to grab a ruler and give me the measurements of the turret. I left my own model at a place that is 80 kilometers away from where I am and I need those measurements rather urgently.

I got them, thanks!!

[artyrambles]

I’M

[artyrambles]

Illustration of my last tabletop match.

At one point my Super Pershing’s gun barrel actually poked through a hedge, and the enemy Churchill on the other side was probably crapping his pants because of 8 attack dice.

[artyrambles]

Long time no see, fellow tank enthusiasts! Today I want to shine a little spotlight on one very particular subspecies of the popular Pershing family. Commonly called the Super Pershing, this tank is rare in the wild, but easily spotted due to its distinct appearance. Unlike their relative, the regular Pershing, the Super Pershing displays an unusual behaviour that can be observed in hermit crabs also. When reaching maturity, the Super Pershing begins a very peculiar tranformation. It can now be seen hoarding all sorts of foreign parts and integrating them into its own armour. This leads to alienating appearances, sometimes making it hard to distinguish a resting Super Pershing from a pile of scrap metal. At some point, all the extra weight gained from the additional parts makes the matured Super Pershing eventually unable to move. To restore mobility, it sheds its old armour. During the shedding and shortly afterwards, the Super Pershing is extremely vulnerable to predators, until it is able to start a new collection. Nevertheless, its population - though very small - is stable at the time of writing this.

[artyrambles]

by DrEisenhauer28