#super relatable

[mental-mona]

[medicallyfascinating]

My Dead Gay Son but it's Leopold and Waldemar.

Caspar and Linhardt aren't actually dead. Linhardt just passed out in a field and Caspar decided he should probably stay with him so he doesn't get eaten by a bear or murdered or something.

Someone (Hubert) made an offhand comment that "they tried to run away together and they died" AND FOR SOME REASON EVERYONE BELIEVED IT

Leopold is the more homophobic dad because... "oUr bOys wERe pANsies wAldEmAr"

Waldemar also would accept his son if he came out as gay (after like a week of sitting down and thinking over it). And let's face it. He already kind of knows.

Caspar and Linhardt return halfway through and they're in SHOCK.

Caspar's a bit upset that his dad doesn't accept him but Linhardt is in hysterics. This is the funniest thing that's happened to him all year.

[riversquib]

When you just watched a creepy video on resident evil and drank a monster and now you have to sleep without anxiety or adhd meds because ur mom took them because you're failing ur classes

[ohmistersun]

don’t you hate it when you’re taking a piss, then god comes out of nowhere and shoots your dick off, so you go to punch him in the face but then you get sent to hell

[circumference-pie]

the best thing about the best thing is the commentary on the leads' relationship by the people close to them who totally know what's up

[sydney-sharkgirl-oak]

@catgirl-bartender

I think im seeing a pattern here

[spleen-having-ceo]

Isn’t it so nice to have spleens, am I right?

...

Yes, I can relate.

Honestly, the spleen is an underappreciated organ, it works tirelessly to filter our blood and provide white blood cells to save us form infection.

I can only imagine how hard it must be to not have one, the precautions one must take to not get serious infections must be incredible! Especially in a city like Gotham where it's full of pollution and there is a new undiscovered illness around ever corner.