要挂在心上

[joyflameball]

[wishing so bad to vaguepost but not wanting to send harassment after anyone] i saw a post. and it was bad.

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

[qin-shi-huang-di]

bixia, i laugh almost every time i see your posts. thank you

OH SO YOU THINK MY ROYAL DECREES ARE RISIBLE? YOU FIND MY ROYAL POSTS LAUGHABLE?

very well, normally we would have your kneecaps amputated, but since you are such a comedian, we can make it the elbows instead.

see, his royal highness can be humerus 🦴 too.

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

did you learn anatomy from the same guy who told you mercury is a preservative?

[qin-shi-huang-di]

HOW DARE YOU BE FUNNIER THAN ME ON MY OWN POST

[circumference-pie]

it's only episode 1 and I am already disagreeing with the decision to make ZLH's character merely misunderstood instead of actually bad.

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*cackles* this is terribly corny and I love it. murong qingyi is a teenager with an attitude. da-ge is hot.

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zlh your running form is shit

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everyone is hamming it up

except for da-ge. he's for serious.

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*cackles* this is terribly corny and I love it. murong qingyi is a teenager with an attitude. da-ge is hot.

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zlh your running form is shit

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*cackles* this is terribly corny and I love it. murong qingyi is a teenager with an attitude. da-ge is hot.

[circumference-pie]

me rolling the dice because I don’t want to throw away this head of romaine…

[scifiseries]

[aysekira]

Overdo 《这一秒过火》 - Premiere Announcement Trailer (eng subbed)

[clj-art-blog]

仙月大战 | The Great War Between the Immortals and the Moon Tribe

[dangermousie]

My ideal fictional men, ladies and gentlemen.

Unhinged as fuck...

And making it everyone else's problem...

I mean...

To be fair, his girl also has a lot of screws loose...pointing guns at him:

Marrying his brother...

Weeping over his unconscious self...

Covering him with her body...

But I guess it lots of loose screws will lead to a lot of loose screwing. Hopefully.

Or will it? So not the penetration I was looking for.

[qin-shi-huang-di]

Bixia one of my relatives is scheming to steal my favorite horse and I humbly submit a petition to have him killed publicly.

Dont mind these chests full of silver I left them here for no particular reason and I will not miss them if they disappear

hi peon, you don't need to bribe me. punishing criminals is it's own reward!

[qin-shi-huang-di]

by Heaven you are right! i was so caught up in the euphoria of punishing horse thieves i forgot that bribery is also a crime!

guards, you know the drill! we even have an extra horse 🐴 to use!

🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🧍‍♂️⬆️➡️↖️⤵️↙️⬇️

[swordsman-jing-ke]

this is the stupidest thing ive ever heard. you only have the head, arms and legs to tie things to. what is the sixth horse even there for????

[qin-shi-huang-di]

emotional support 🥰

[casperwyomingxer]

I assume to stomp over any potential bystander who dares to comment remotely negatively about the execution?

[qin-shi-huang-di]

finally, a somewhat intelligent peasant!

[qin-shi-huang-di]

DISGUSTING!!!!!

EMOTIONAL SUPPORT HORSE 🐴 STOMP THESE PEONS TO DEATH WITH YOUR HOOVES!!!!!!!

[qin-shi-huang-di]

bixia....🙇‍♂️before this humble peasant is sent to the great wall......this peon wishes to know how many people have been injured working on it...

hmmm, that's an excellent question! why don't you ask around, while you're performing unpaid, back-breaking labour that takes away from the time you can spend on subsistence farming, and then compile a memorandum for me? the due date is one month from now. do not be late.

also, this "great wall" thing is very catchy! his highness will start using it from now on.

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

do you guys like corvee labour or something what do I even do at this point

[qin-shi-huang-di]

peasants, do you LOVE building my grand monuments?

yes bixia!

yes bixia!

Voting ended onJul 17

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

207 votes and none of you have challenged this????

[academyofbrokenhearts]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone

[orcboxer]

I kill your grandad's foes

[lokaror]

They die incredible

[dangermousie]

someone died falling off a cliff in Key to the Phoenix Heart.

A MIRACLE

[circumference-pie]

…permanently?