Some APH Australia headcanons because we released the Kookaburra and he's doing fine.
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APH Australia is a volunteer firie (firefighter). His ringtone is either Nutbush City Limits or Land Down Under. He can barbecue just about anything. He goes flood-surfing out bush. He's got a Wildlife Rehabilitation permit. He can perform the Nutbush backwards without the music. He knows several Eshays. He's got a small hole in the left side of his head from a Magpie. He's seen a Yowie, a Bunyip and the Hawkesbury River Monster. He has scars from wattle branches on his arms. He smells like wattles and either rain or bushfire depending on the season. He has four freckles arranged in the southern cross on his arm. His freezers and pantry and fridge are always stocked to the nines in case of flooding (or fires. Or anything else, really).
