For the ship thing: Roy and Donna
It has been eighty-four years since anyone asked me my opinion on these two. Here goes…
Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - Either a few months to a year tops or forever. No in between.
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Roy fell in love fast. Donna took a bit more time.
How was their first kiss? - It was spectacular. They had both just finished a rough battle where they’d nearly died. So they looked over at each other and just BAM! That was that. Yes I’m cheesy as fuck oh well.
Who is the best man/men? - Dick, Wally, and Garth of course
Who is the bridesmaid(s)? - Diana, Kory, and Cassie
Who did the most planning? - Donna with help from Dick
Who stressed the most? - Roy
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - I’d assume Terry Long if he’s alive but nobody else really comes to mind
Who is on top? - Roy. Although they switch every so often.
Who is the one to instigate things? - Mostly Roy. Donna has her moments though.
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Let’s just say Donna borrows Diana’s lasso every so often for a reason. ;)Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - Normal sex is roughly twenty minutes of sex and forty of cuddling. Sometimes they just go for quickies or take longer though.
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Yes
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
How many children will they have naturally? - Well they already have Lian (since Donna is a much better mother figure than Jade). But I can see them having one more?
How many children will they adopt? - None
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Roy
Who is the stricter parent? - Donna
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Donna
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Both
Who is the more loved parent? - Lian loves them both equally, which makes Roy in particular very happy
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Donna
Who cried the most at graduation? - Roy
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Roy
Who does the most cooking? - Donna
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Donna
Who does the grocery shopping? - Donna
How often do they bake desserts? - Twice a week usually
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Roy prefers meat, Donna prefers salad
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Roy after spending weeks trying to figure out what exactly he can cook for her
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Roy
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Roy
Who cleans the room? - Donna, although Roy will usually pitch in
Who is really against chores? - Lian Roy
Who cleans up after the pets? - Both
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Roy
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Neither
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Roy
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Donna
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Roy
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - They decorate for every holiday, including Amazonian and Native American celebrations
What are their goals for the relationship? - To be there for each other and Lian and love one another no matter what happens, whether the going gets tough or the international terrorist comes back to threaten them
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Roy
Who plays the most pranks? - Both. Roy plays cheap little pranks that teenage boys are prone to whereas Donna is more likely to plan out her pranks weeks or months in advance and make them elaborate and unexpected.