#superbat questions

[superbatheadcanons]

i think Talia sort of belongs to the Batfam too, and no, i don't mean Morrison's Talia

also Alfred and Batwing.

The batfamily, if we talk of everyone who has a significant part in the Batman world is like 10x bigger than what I’m dishing out. I do anyone who is related or is adopted by Bruce.

Talia would be part of the family but I don’t think there will ever be a time where she would sit down with them for dinner. 

A lot of people are in the family but are only in the working-crime-fighting family. Like coworkers but these people grow on you and you end up loving them more than you originally planned too.

A lot of people are in the Batfamily and I do believe Talia, Alfred, and Batwing are in it.

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Do you just read the New 52 or have you read the Dark Age as well?

Ok, so lets get this on the table.

I’m broke.

All of my information is from Wikia’s, other people, and general knowledge of being a fan since 2007. I have a lot of things under my belt. I have a lot of knowledge, like, trivia knowledge and origins and names and dates and places and all the stuff that no one else is interested in.

The only comic I can tell you that I’ve read and have is the Harley Quinn story from like 1-8(?) It’s a pack and I got it for my birthday.

But I try to keep up with comics and what’s happening and where everything is going.

I used to read A LOT OF JUSTICE LEAGUE! All the time. My library was jammed back but then I read them all.

So, I’m more of a Gold, Silver, and Bronze kind of person. But I do know that Dark Ages had mullet Superman.

Which was hella.

So, I know of them and I know what they got and what’s going on but I can’t say that I read them. There’s too much shit going on.

[superbatheadcanons]

The difference from Colin or Maps (who has parents anyway XD) is that Duke actually has a relationship to Bruce. Colin was introduced as Damian's friend from the start, Duke however already had interactions with both Bruce and Dick before.

You know, He might just get adopted.

But like I said before, it’s not just that simple to go in and go “Hey, Bruce adopts the Duke kid.” Happy ending.

You know there is no more happy endings in DC. They’ve gotten dark.

It’s gotta get approval and all that kind of shit. But listen, it’s a nice thing to think about. I would love for Bruce to adopt again. But it’s going to take time, effort, trust, and a lot of foreshadowing.

[superbatheadcanons]

Bruce's probably going to adopt him after the whole amnissia stuff is dealed with. And yes Duke is a adorable lil nerd. His relationship with the batboy's seems pretty good too so far. ( I mean Damian canoncaly tries to befriend him! Like wow.)

That would be pretty damn awesome!

We would have 6 wonderful kids!

But we need to remember is that it would have to be accepted! Like, it would be a big deal in the DC community if Bruce adopted again! And this time a black boy. 

This would, of course, lead to unrest in some fan’s hearts and joy into others. I would very much like for Bruce to adopt every sad little boy and girl or whoever he meets on the streets but if he did, his manor who be cramp.

A very likely solution is that Duke might become another Colin Wilkes or Maps from Gotham Academy. Duke might just be Damian’s friend and that’s it! Or he could very well be adopted.

But that would be a serious decision that a few writers can make. Especially one in a well known comic.

But it’s not just the comics. We need to look toward the company, toward the people in charge. Marriage and children are major things that need to be known and accepted. Otherwise it’s just another spin off and it won’t actually count. Almost like a certain someone called Terry.

Though he’s a totally different subject.

[superbatheadcanons]

Do I even want to know how he broke the toilet?

I mean.

You can probably guess.

He’s got super breath, why can’t he have super farts?

*X Files music plays*

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Or he could be a robot duplicate of his cloned son that was given Tim's memories sent back in time to be Tim and then was killed and revived in a human body that was his original's father's body. / ...? Any reason you are repeating things in all caps with italics and exclamation marks?

OR HE COULD BE A ROBOT DUPLICATE OF HIS CLONED SON THAT WAS GIVEN TIM’S MEMORIES SENT BACK IN TIME TO BE TIM AND THEN WAS KILLED AND REVIVED IN A HUMAN BODY THAT WAS HIS ORIGINAL’S FATHER’S BODY./ because I honesty don’t know how to respond to them because it’s too short of a response, too short to be considered a continuation of the original, and because it’s a very obvious assumption.

also for the humor affect that probably didn’t work but I’m already too far gone and I can’t get out so we’re stuck.

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What were you retreating from?/end obligatory joke. Did you have a nice time at the retreat? I hope you get some of the candy!

So, this retreat was a Christian retreat for women and I’ve been on the edge of my faith, like, I’m pretty sure I no longer believe. It just doesn’t make any sense. But the retreat was pretty okay because instead of some white guy telling me how to act or who to be, it was a woman preacher, which was actually pretty fucking awesome because I’ve never meant a woman preacher before. She talked a lot about body positivity and believing in yourself that you are worthy of whatever and that you are perfect because God made you perfect. It was really good. Anyway, it’s not really my thing and it just bored me. Question 2, I’m 17 so I no longer trick-or-treat but I walk around. My costume this year was a sign on my chest that said, “Ask me what I think is the scariest thing is this Halloween!!!” and I would reply with either My Bank Account, Anxiety, Student Loans, Student Debt, Donald Trump. It was a success.  

BUT LISTEN, AFTER TOT MY BABY PUT ON JUSTICE LEAGUE AND IT JUST SO HAPPENED TO HAVE SO MANY FUCKING SUPERBAT MOMENTS IN IT AND I ALMOST DIED LIKE, BATMAN AND SUPERMAN WERE FLIRTING IT UP, WOAH BOY! THAT WAS MY SHIT!!!

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Do you know any sights to rp Superbat? Omegle has been lackluster lately.

Sorry friend. I don’t really know any sites but I’m sure there are blogs in here that would love to RP Superbat. The only ones I can think of (and I’m not 100% if they’re RP blogs) are @spoopybatdad @spoopysuperdad

Good luck!