Oh so that’s why he stole 40 cakes
As many as four tens

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Oh so that’s why he stole 40 cakes
As many as four tens
I’m going to infer that “I thought I knew how to drive.” means Dick has his license. But how did he pass the test if he’s THIS bad of a driver?
Future State: Superman vs. Imperios Lex - Part 1: Lexor’s Request
Heh, cake-thief. Always neat when the Superdictionary is referenced.
FUN FACT: The Infamous Cake Incident was also recently referenced in the DC Super Hero Girls/Teen Titans Go! crossover episode, where it was listed among the most villiainous crimes ever plotted by a DC supervillain, alongside getting Batman married, and raising the national cost of milk (yes, both are real too).
Also, as an aside, I think that it’s interesting how Lex in this appears to be wearing a fleshy mask and gloves to make himself appear younger and more handsome, but as is evidence by his taking a bath the rest of him is still old and withered. Makes it look like he’s wearing a cheap Halloween costume of himself.
All right, that’s it, Cosplay is over. Pack it up and go home. We’re done.
people always remember the forty cakes entry from Superdictionary but this is probably my personal favorite
FORTY TOASTERS
I am sitting here at work, just doing work, on Thursday, and
Mick Rory stole forty toasters and gave them to Barry and Iris
FORTY TOASTERS
FORTY
THAT’S AS MANY AS FOUR TENS
AND THAT’S TERRIBLE
I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY DID THAT
HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT IT IS JUST HITTING ME NOW
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Rude
Behold a caterpillar
Though, at least they did acknowledge that insects are animals, I guess?