Derpy Fins

Confused mermaid. Ask me a question!

[rars]

well-written women who narratively suck are like crack cocaine to me. hello shitty little woman do you need some crumbs of love that you've clearly never been given? lol

[fictionaloveward]

her.

[noperopesaredope]

I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.

Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.

[derpyfins]

[grootficguy]

i tried explaining to this girl at a party once how i could be gay and asexual at the same time and it basically boils down to never being into anyone but like once a year i’ll find a man attractive. and she was like “so what am i if i only like girls, and i’ve never found any of my boyfriends attractive and and i just wanna do cocaine all the time?” i was like “you’re a lesbian with a coke addiction?” and she was like “woooooah”. she broke up with her boyfriend that night and had a threesome with two girls in the bathtub. rebecca if you’re out there, i hope you’re going places. well, not far, since you’re electronically tagged. but spiritually.

[derpyfins]

@catwithkeys there is a familiar energy here

[t-rexseesyoursins]

Still never gonna be over the fact that it took Maes Hughes one night to figure out the truth about Amestris when it took the rest of the cast half the series

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[derpyfins]

I laughed so hard I snorted my mimosa. This is extra awkward since it is 7:31am and I am on a plane

[do-you-have-a-flag]

The dash is feeling Tennant-y tonight, I see.

[do-you-have-a-flag]

i found this ancient post from my blog so if you want to know what tumblr looked like from an ipod in 2010……

[sigynpenniman]

WOW

[worddevourer]

[do-you-have-a-flag]

happy 15 years to this post

[do-you-have-a-flag]

HELLO, I AM EXTREMELY ACTIVATED AND I SAW YOUR TAGS

[frowny-clowny]

1. Tumblr equivalent of a coelocanth

2. We used to have a beautiful world (internet)

[do-you-have-a-flag]

if people think i’m a coelocanth I wonder what they think of the active people i follow on this website who i’ve been following the art/fics of for over 20 years online

[derpyfins]

Tag yourself if you're in Club Coelocanth

@erinmar13 (for many adorable fishy reasons) @catwithkeys @that-hoopy-frood

[snow124-art]

She likes her dress, doesn't she?..

[snow124-art]

Ice queen

Okay, I made her a dress)) It's not the best option, but I hope she likes it.

[derpyfins]

Swoon

[iljso2]

hange again

[derpyfins]

Pursuant to my last post

[lesbianbloodritual]

bottom: oh my god, she's so deep inside me, fuck please don't ever stop please please please

top: i am unrivaled under heaven. everything lives and dies by my command. i am the blade that cleaves the world oh fuck i'm gonna cum

[lesbianbloodritual]

thank you and congratulations for being the first person, to the best of my knowledge, to fandom tag this post with two women instead of two men

[derpyfins]

I scrolled through 982372390823908 posts of Christina Koch before I got to this post; the thought that a man might be even slightly relevant in this conversation did not occur to me.

[inbabylontheywept]

you're not allowed to bring wireless devices into classified areas and a security guy noticed a square phone-ish shape in my pocket so he asked me to show him what it was and i had to show him my can of pocket herring :/

[inbabylontheywept]

artists depiction of event

[blkkizzat]

                                𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐮𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐚'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐞: 𝐚 𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐚 𝐩𝐨𝐞𝐦

                                higuruma’s nose,                                 broke under oath of wet lips                                 clit kissed to bone, raw                                 pussy-drunk depositions                                 court is now in session, sir.

lmfao, this insomnia is whoopin my ass. i need to go to bed.

[derpyfins]

A very happy National Poetry Month to all who celebrate. God bless us, every one!

[itadori-san]

ur honor, u gotta leave this man alone

[zumazozuma]

Art thou perchance in need of an emotional support Olivier or four?

🫳

Blessings upon thee 🙏

[travalicious]

they can't pluck an apple from a tree

[royalnugget42]

ohhhHHHHHH MY GOD it's a reference to Genesis. Oh my god it's a reference to Adam and Eve and the apple.

The Hive being symbolically inhuman because of their inability to disobey. They can't sin and they can't seek knowledge because they can't take the apple from the tree ohhhh my god

[linusbenjamin]

Pluribus 1.07 "The Gap"

[viperofsand]

#this whole episode was just ''have you considered the most deeply and profoundly ethical man in the whole world     #is also a weird loner asshole who would rather eat dog food and listen to radio signals than compromise his principles?''     #and I just....can't resist that.     #I'm really sorry but I am who I am and this moment was evocative.     #and I don't even disagree that this is for manousos the equivalent of the moment when carol talks about conversion camp!     #he's laying out the ethical stakes and explaining why noncompliance is the only option for him.     #he's making it clear that he will WALK through the JUNGLE to avoid their ''help''     #he will steal and ambulance (with an IOU for later payment) rather than accept their care.     #and......I mean not to be crass but have you considered................it's very hot.     #maybe even more so because of the clarity and uncompromising vision.     #some people are bad at making conversation at a party but they burn. and I find it deleterious every time.   (via notbecauseofvictories)

[norvicensiandoran]

[mckitterick]

the Ides of March grows near

[adhdoofenshmirtz]