hello vonnie
gracie abrams
YOU ARE THE REASON
Stranger Things
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Origami Around
oozey mess
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Xuebing Du
shark vs the universe
pixel skylines
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Cosimo Galluzzi
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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bliss lane
NASA
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@derpyfins
Hughes: Can I say something?
Gracia: Sure.
Hughes: Your smile is the prettiest smile I have ever seen.
Gracia: Can I say something as well?
Hughes: Sure.
Gracia: This smile only exists when I’m with you.
Roy, disgusted: I think I’m gonna throw up what the fuck
For whatever reasons, which are far beyond my ability to research or understand, the concept of “nonbinary” continually slides off the brain of my eldest child (Bear, 9) and they keep having to be reminded it of it. The word simply carries no associations or permanence, which is hilarious because two children they see fairly often are nonbinary and use they/them pronouns; Max, the uncle/aunt of their close friend, and Dorset, a child they go swimming with. Bear sees these kids at least once a week.
And then Bear regularly goes “WHATS NONBINARY”
And we’re like “LIKE 👏 DORSET 👏 BEAR. LOCK THE FUCK IN”
And every time Bear goes, USING THE RIGHT PRONOUNS, in a tone of receiving information they have never heard before, “THEYRE NONBINARY?”
Bug, aged six, decided to make a Mii of Bear for their island. "Are you nonbinary?" they asked their sibling, politely.
"Am i HWHAT," bellowed Bear, who has, i will note, added nonbinary Miis to their own island, and has had much exposure to the word and concept.
"Do you want a gender on your Mii?"
"DO I WANT A WHAT ON ME??"
With admirable clarity, Bug asked: "Do you want male, female or nonbinary for the Mii of you on my island?"
Faced with no other option but to hear words, Bear stared with merry blankness into the middle distance, a buffer wheel spinning as they performed Processing. They then announced their birth gender, deafeningly, at several times a normal human volume, in an accusing tone, as if this was information that they had made Bug responsible for once and never considered again. "Why would you ASK me," Bear moaned, tragically nearly overcome by such an unexpected administrative burden; they prefer Bug to fill in the forms of their life wherever possible.
Bug has borne Bear 's life admin since infancy, amd has great tolerance but little patience. They said, "Why couldn't you just SAY?"
well-written women who narratively suck are like crack cocaine to me. hello shitty little woman do you need some crumbs of love that you've clearly never been given? lol
her.
I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.
Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.
i tried explaining to this girl at a party once how i could be gay and asexual at the same time and it basically boils down to never being into anyone but like once a year i’ll find a man attractive. and she was like “so what am i if i only like girls, and i’ve never found any of my boyfriends attractive and and i just wanna do cocaine all the time?” i was like “you’re a lesbian with a coke addiction?” and she was like “woooooah”. she broke up with her boyfriend that night and had a threesome with two girls in the bathtub. rebecca if you’re out there, i hope you’re going places. well, not far, since you’re electronically tagged. but spiritually.
@catwithkeys there is a familiar energy here
Still never gonna be over the fact that it took Maes Hughes one night to figure out the truth about Amestris when it took the rest of the cast half the series
I laughed so hard I snorted my mimosa. This is extra awkward since it is 7:31am and I am on a plane
The dash is feeling Tennant-y tonight, I see.
i found this ancient post from my blog so if you want to know what tumblr looked like from an ipod in 2010……
happy 15 years to this post
HELLO, I AM EXTREMELY ACTIVATED AND I SAW YOUR TAGS
1. Tumblr equivalent of a coelocanth
2. We used to have a beautiful world (internet)
if people think i’m a coelocanth I wonder what they think of the active people i follow on this website who i’ve been following the art/fics of for over 20 years online
Tag yourself if you're in Club Coelocanth
@erinmar13 (for many adorable fishy reasons) @catwithkeys @that-hoopy-frood
She likes her dress, doesn't she?..
Ice queen
Okay, I made her a dress)) It's not the best option, but I hope she likes it.
Swoon
hange again
Pursuant to my last post
bottom: oh my god, she's so deep inside me, fuck please don't ever stop please please please
top: i am unrivaled under heaven. everything lives and dies by my command. i am the blade that cleaves the world oh fuck i'm gonna cum
thank you and congratulations for being the first person, to the best of my knowledge, to fandom tag this post with two women instead of two men
I scrolled through 982372390823908 posts of Christina Koch before I got to this post; the thought that a man might be even slightly relevant in this conversation did not occur to me.
you're not allowed to bring wireless devices into classified areas and a security guy noticed a square phone-ish shape in my pocket so he asked me to show him what it was and i had to show him my can of pocket herring :/
artists depiction of event
𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐮𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐚'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐞: 𝐚 𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐚 𝐩𝐨𝐞𝐦
higuruma’s nose, broke under oath of wet lips clit kissed to bone, raw pussy-drunk depositions court is now in session, sir.
lmfao, this insomnia is whoopin my ass. i need to go to bed.
A very happy National Poetry Month to all who celebrate. God bless us, every one!
ur honor, u gotta leave this man alone
Art thou perchance in need of an emotional support Olivier or four?
🫳
Blessings upon thee 🙏
they can't pluck an apple from a tree
ohhhHHHHHH MY GOD it's a reference to Genesis. Oh my god it's a reference to Adam and Eve and the apple.
The Hive being symbolically inhuman because of their inability to disobey. They can't sin and they can't seek knowledge because they can't take the apple from the tree ohhhh my god
