Dec 13, 2017
#harshlight #superextreme #shelfie ... #thehillshaveeyes ...fyi I'm not that #shiny or #radioactive ( #thatiknowof )... #aloha ! . . . #tikiasfuck #tikiaf #whatswiththisguy (at The Golden Tiki)
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#harshlight #superextreme #shelfie ... #thehillshaveeyes ...fyi I'm not that #shiny or #radioactive ( #thatiknowof )... #aloha ! . . . #tikiasfuck #tikiaf #whatswiththisguy (at The Golden Tiki)
I conquered Mt. Maculot! #superadventure #superextreme #traverse
Stop talking about jail
Nope.
They almost rolled me up last night.
Basically, Hudson the cunty DO pulled me out of my bunk last night because she thought I got into a fight. Pro tip: distance yourself from people with big mouths. Fuck me. Like really though? I have 7 days left you think I'm going to jeopardize that? FUCK NO. Ugh.
According to one of the nicer D.Os, my release date is the 21st
I don't know if i trust it. My voice is practically gone. It looks like whatever spread in our tent because of boobs hacking all night, I fucking got. I don't even care if that makes sense. I'm pissed. My entire job revolves around being on the phone, this seriously sucks. I have to get back to work, then it's back to the tents for hopefully 14 more days.
A sampling of the delicious apples we’re given in tent city. Mmmmmmm
Wow.
It's crazy to me that people actually follow this blog. Stay tuned for good shit tomorrow. Really good shit. "You shaved your head!" "Wow, you're incredibly observant and I'm surprised you remembered." "I remember everything. Everything" Every fucking detail.
Evil? Hardly. I like to be called a realist.
Beware: when approaching people who said they would be there for you and suddenly drop off the face of the earth, you might get called evil. Bitch, you haven't seen evil. Not even close. Good riddance to all the fake friends who ditched me and to those considering it!