Tent Shitty

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I feel like an animal.

This ankle bracelet is killing me. And my stomach hurts 24/7.

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The next 5 months are gonna suck

Being confined to my house is gonna suck. I've accepted the sobriety thing, that's not an issue. But wow, work and home. Out for 4 hours on the weekend. So help me god.

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I'm out!

Processing took 15 hours. So many errands to run ughhhh

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Stop talking about jail

Nope.

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The water bottle trick

If you're in the tents when it's freezing here's a pro tip: fill two or three water bottles up in the bathroom with the scalding hot faucet water and place said bottles strategically underneath your blankets. You're welcome. They stay warm for 4-5 hours.

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Me in the tents every night.

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They almost rolled me up last night.

Basically, Hudson the cunty DO pulled me out of my bunk last night because she thought I got into a fight. Pro tip: distance yourself from people with big mouths. Fuck me. Like really though? I have 7 days left you think I'm going to jeopardize that? FUCK NO. Ugh.

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8 days left. Woof.

On second thought, I don't think that giant gun was necessary due to the extensive crotch and boob searching last night from Gibson. Did you know she can sniff out periods too like a dog? Or bears? These suited up intimidators showed up last night because some fucking idiot threw a package over to the guys side AND IT LITERALLY LANDED IN THE DOs LAP. Seriously? You picked the wrong dude to launch over your shit (spice, cigarettes, Xanax) Ughhhhh

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9 more days

The end is near. As long as that DO wasn't fucking with me. The cremated animal smell was ripe in the tents last night. Pretty sure my breakfast burrito tasted like that smell. I just hope that once I get out of the tents things fall into place. I hope.

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According to one of the nicer D.Os, my release date is the 21st

I don't know if i trust it. My voice is practically gone. It looks like whatever spread in our tent because of boobs hacking all night, I fucking got. I don't even care if that makes sense. I'm pissed. My entire job revolves around being on the phone, this seriously sucks. I have to get back to work, then it's back to the tents for hopefully 14 more days.

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15 more days

Found out there's been some prostitutes in the tents. I don't think there's any there currently but it's worth asking around to find out how they got caught, why they got into prostitution, etc. Sex workers are definitely a side interest of mine. I always want to know why. Some have sad stories, well fuck, MOST have sad stories. Kind of like the rest of us. In other news, a guy in the towers jail was flashing his penis the other night. Excuse me while I go throw up. Thanks Sheriff Joe!

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A sampling of the delicious apples we’re given in tent city. Mmmmmmm

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Wow.

It's crazy to me that people actually follow this blog. Stay tuned for good shit tomorrow. Really good shit. "You shaved your head!" "Wow, you're incredibly observant and I'm surprised you remembered." "I remember everything. Everything" Every fucking detail.

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Evil? Hardly. I like to be called a realist.

Beware: when approaching people who said they would be there for you and suddenly drop off the face of the earth, you might get called evil. Bitch, you haven't seen evil. Not even close. Good riddance to all the fake friends who ditched me and to those considering it!

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36 days? Just kidding it's really 37.

If they don't give you a definitive release date, they don't count the day that you surrendered and you will be released 36 days AFTER the initial surrender date. Awesome right? This has been the experience of several girls in the tents with the same sentence as me. In other drama, I told boobs to shut the fuck up about Rachel. Sorry people with mental illness have to sneak their pills in. Nevermind that they're not narcotics or meth, let's make a huge deal about it so our tent gets searched again. I honestly have nothing to worry about, I'm just sick of snitches with big mouths. Over it.

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They give new surrenders 4 blankets.

I have 2. The thing that sucks about work release is you have to put your id up at the office at 11:30pm if you're out at 4,5,6 or 7am. It's bullshit. They don't give a fuck if you sleep or not. It's their MO to fuck you over. Thankfully, due to the time change, I get to shower in the mornings now. Much more pleasant for my coworkers for sure. It's Sophina and I left out of the cool people in our tent. Ughhhhh.

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It was freezing last night. So cold they put the tent flaps down. New girls that processed in over the weekend were given 4 blankets. Da fuq? Part of me wishes I kept that extra 10 pounds on (nahhh just kidding). I barely slept. I took my sleeping pill at 7:30, laid down at 8 and was out from 8:30 to midnight. After that, I was up every hour on the hour. Waving to each D.O. that did the walk through. People that snore...actually don't get me started. I don't have time to rant. I forgot to explain the work release and work furlough shit the other day. I'll do it later because trust me, if you're in either program you really don't want to fuck up.