Do you think lactation as a form of birth control would work for Loki? I mean, Thor is a fertility god, and I feel like that would trump all natural family planning methods the boys would employ. I can totally see a very haggard and pissed off Loki blaming Thor for getting him pregnant again, despite the fact that their first little thorkling isn’t even 6 months old.
Haha oh man I don’t think there’s even such thing as birth control when one is gettin it on with a fertility god! 😂 Loki can have a babe at his breast, one in the oven, and Thor will plant a brand new seed right alongside the one that’s already there (in a process called superfetation, which is pretty fascinating and paints some really luscious images of Loki just soft and round and fecund, barefoot and barely dressed, looking gorgeous on account of Thor’s magic healing semen, lounging on a chaise in comfortable silks and satins and pillows, breasts plump and on display, nipples leaking from being so full of milk, gold and jewels adorning his lovely limbs, and a smug look on his face like he’s thinking, “Yes, worship me, you craven mortals, for I am great with the thundergod’s children and worthy of your envy.” Got dam I wanna draw that 👀🔥💦)
But back to the topic at hand, I headcanon that there’s no such thing as an accidental/unexpected pregnancy when it comes to a fertility god. After all, who would ask for Thor’s blessing if they didn’t truly want a child? And surely a god would know the desires of the hopeful parent’s heart. That’s how I view it with Thor and Loki. Loki and Thor must both be willing to accept another child in order for that seed to be planted.
Timing might be an issue, though. That haggard and pissed-off Loki you mentioned? I bet he has no idea that he had to be super specific with his heart’s desires in order to avoid getting slammed full of babies by his virile thunderbrother every month. I can totally see him just rounding on Thor like
“One year. That’s all I wanted. ONE year, Thor, before our next baby. Thrúd is only six months old. She’s not even weaned yet! And this morning I discover I’m three months gone with our second child. What do you have to say to that?”
Without missing a beat, Thor beams and says, “If this one’s a boy, can we name him Modi?”