#superlancorp

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Kara: I love you.

Lena: I love you too.

Kara: Oh, uh, I wasn’t talking to you.

Lucy: Ha-ha, sucker. Knew I was the favorite!

Kara: Ummm...this is awkward

Kara: *sets down potsticker that she had been staring at*

Inspired by this

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Superluthorlane, you ask? Yes. Yes. And yes, again.

No one asked but I have some headcanons (x)

-Who drinks milk from the jug, who sighs exasperatedly, and who is oblivious to it all? - Lucy drinks from the milk jug. It was something she did as a child to piss of Lois. Now she’s pissing off Lena. Kara just grabs it out of her hand and pours it in her cereal before giving it back.

-Who’s the safe driver, the fast driver, and the driver who’s apparently lost their driving privileges? - Lena is the safe driver though she rarely drives herself. Lucy is the fast driver. She prefers her bike as it is so whenever she’s in a car, she tries to drive it like a bike. Kara drove once (and she wasn’t actually doing that bad) but then she said, “People have to take a test to do this?” and Lucy immediately pulled the emergency break.

-Who goes to the Redbox, who makes the popcorn, and who gets the blankets? - They tell Kara she should have to because it would be the fastest but Kara’s already wrapped up in a blanket cocoon on the couch pouting for Lena to pop the popcorn so Lucy just grumbles and leaves.

-Who wants a pickup, who wants a Lamborghini, and who wants a smart car? - They still don’t let Kara drive so she doesn’t have a choice. Lucy wants a Lamborghini. If she had to have a car instead of a bike, she was going to at least have one that looked sleek. Lena goes with the smart car. Lucy laughs, “A smart car for a smart girl,” and Lena retorts, “Maybe this should be your’s. It is just your size.” Lucy just stares in shock that Lena dared to make a short joke. 

-Who’s the talker, the listener, and who’s both? - Kara’s the talker though she’s a pretty decent listener too, especially when it comes to those she cares about. Lucy is both but she’s still more on the quiet side. If they want to know anything about Lena, they have to drag it out of her. 

-Does the tallest lord his tallness over the others? - Kara loves being the tallest mostly for the cuddles and hugs but she doesn’t make fun of them for it. Lena and Lucy are an entirely other problem altogether. 

-Who bakes the cookies, and who eats the cookies? - No one in the house can eat anything if Kara sees it first.

-Who watches sci-fi, who watches cooking shows, and who watches anime? - They all watch sci-fi though they would probably all benefit from cooking shows because none of them can cook for shit. 

-Who is/are the childish one(s)? - When it comes to Lucy and Kara, Lena feels like she’s taking care of two children.

-Who insists on going to the amusement park, who wins the prizes, and who takes a million selfies? - Kara wants to go and makes them take pictures everywhere in the park. Lucy took over the prize winning when Kara threw a ball so hard she shattered an entire row of glasses. 

-Who always fusses over how they look? - Lena. Sometimes Lucy has to get Kara to carry Lena out of the bathroom so she can use it in the morning. It’s not vanity. It’s necessary for her job but Lucy still has to pee. Lena just complains that they both have it easy. Lucy doesn’t have to look all glammed up to go to work and Kara has alien genetics so she doesn’t get spots or bags under her eyes. 

-Who has what love language? Kara is all about physical affection. She’s touchy-touchy all the time. She will cuddle anytime and anyplace. Lena is all about gifts. Growing up with the Luthors didn’t teach her much about physical affection so she’s getting there but she’s the one to bring home random things that remind her of Lucy or Kara. Lucy really just wants time with them both and she takes it whenever she can get it.

-Who got the dog/cat/dragon, who asks where the h*** the dog/cat/dragon came from? - Kara brings home a stray once. Lucy comes home to find Kara and Lena snuggling it on the couch and just rolls her eyes.

-Who’s the cinnamon roll(s)? - All of them.

-Who could and would beat anyone up if they dare threatened said cinnamon roll(s)? - They all could. Lucy would be the first to throw actual punches. Lena loves threats. Kara always goes for intimidation.

-Who asked out who first? - Lena 100% asked out Kara first. If she didn’t, they’d never be dating because Kara is oblivious. Lucy kinda just migrated her way in and no one questioned it.

-Who’s the flirty one(s), and the blushy one(s)? - Kara never gets a reprieve from blushing because Lena and Lucy constantly gang up on her.