Oct 2, 2025
Bruce going over the Batcave rules... again
Bruce: "Number four-"
Dick: "Why do we have to do this another time? Steph's the one that took a selfie down here??"
Bruce: "Because if one of you falls short, that leaves the opportunity for the rest of you too."
Dick: "Ughh-"
Bruce: "Like I was saying, rule number four: No one outside of the family is allowed down here."
Bruce: "And Damian, if Jonathan eats another one of my batarangs because you bet him to, you're both banned."
Damian: "That was only one time..."
Bruce: "Habibi, I have lost 4 batarangs to the Kryptonian digestive system, and only one of those was Clark."
#he would say this#and give no context#also Steph isnt dumb#she probally just took a picture facing one of the walls#or somewhere closer to the entrance of the cave#and Bruce is paranoid as always#damian wayne#bruce wayne#batman#dc robin#damibin#nightwing#dick grayson wayne#stephanie brown#signal dc#spoiler dc#jaybin#superfamily#jonathan kent#clark kent#bruce wayne is clark kents sugar daddy#superman eats things#batarang#batfam#batfamily#the batfamily ships superbat