DISCLAIMER AND OTHER FAIR WARNINGS: This is a fic contains age regression, a strictly sfw coping mechanism, and tickling, also strictly sfw in this scenario. If you're not interested in either of these things, feel free to scroll! Contains lots of physical touch and some kissing and cuddling. Clark is often referred to as 'Dada.' Written with platonicy in mind!
GN!Lee!little! Y/N
CG!Ler! Clark
Words: 1082
Summary: Due to the unfortunate event of your caregiver, Clark, not letting you have poptarts for dinner, you've been left very grumpy. But, Clark has a trick up his sleeve to get you cheered up.
A/N: And the world's most self-indulgent fic award goes to: This one!! I had no idea what I was doing the whole time I was writing this thing, just making crap up as I went along, but I hope me and the other two people who like this stuff enjoy! 😭🙏🏽
Fic under the cut :)
"Uhm, kiddo, when you said you were gonna be mad at me forever, did you really mean it?" Clark chuckled nervously.
And judging by your back turned to him, your arms crossed, and your nose in the air, yeah, a little bit.
To make a long story and an even longer day short, you were not having the best of days. You woke up grumpy and kept that attitude all day, and even the resident little whisperer, Clark, couldn't seem to get you out of your funk.
And, at the height of your grumpiness, which was caused by Clark saying it probably wasn't the best idea to eat Poptarts for dinner since that was all you had been eating. For every meal. All day. You decided to give him the silent treatment, completely ignoring him and your favorite cartoon that he put on.
"I'm sorry that I didn't give you what you wanted, bug." Clark began, trying to get back into your good graces for what felt like the millionth time today. "I understand that you like to eat Poptarts. But I've already let you have three packages today. Three whole ones! Kinda sounds like a lot, don't you think?" He asked, figuring you wouldn't respond, and he was right, so he just decided to continue on.
"I don't want you to get sick from eating all that sugary pastry, and I also want to make sure you get proper nutrients. It's a part of my job as your dada. And I like doing a good job of things. Don't you?"
If you, or if you didn't, like doing a good job of things, Clark would never know, as you didn't answer that either.
He sighed. This was hopeless. He didn't want you to go to bed angry, but by the looks of it, that was fixing to happen.
Unless...
A little smirk found its way onto Clark's face, one that you would know screamed trouble if you actually looked at him.
"Okay. Fine. You don't have to talk to Dada. He won't make you. But... if you won't talk to him. You're gonna have to talk to his evil twin brother." When your Dada's voice drops to that silly, growly, mock evil voice, you know exactly what's coming, so even in your stubborn, silent, temper tantrum, you just had to give him a side eye.
"Yehehah, you know the one." Clark laughed out, barely able to keep up the goofy voice because he was too busy giggling, and he hadn't even done anything yet!
"Yohou're gohonna havta talk toho the one, the ohonly, TICKLE MONSTER!" Dada let out a big playful growl, scooping you up and settling you into his lap, instantly getting to work on wiggling his fingers gently into your sides.
Who wouldda thunk it? Getting tickles really makes you think about the latter instead of being all grumpy.
You squealed and giggled out for your caregiver, hoping the hero would come to your rescue in your time of need, but nope! You were only met with the laughs of the monster in his place.
"Sohohorey, Y/N, but Dada isn't here anhymore! Thehere's only tickle monster! Ahand tickle monster wants to pay yohour little tummy a visit!" Clark, or, my apologies, tickle monster, used one of his ridiculously large hands to scribble over the belly before him.
The happy shrieks and giggles that left you made the so-called monster smile until his cheeks hurt, to put it lightly. I guess a monster doesn't have to be all that scary to be a monster, huh?
"Grrr! Yes! The tihickle monster feheheeds on yohour laughter! I just need to eat it all up! Nomnomnomnom!" The monster took its eating very seriously as he started to eat your cheeks! (Or maybe just nuzzle into them and pretend to eat them, I dunno, you pick)
While he was busy with his feast, those ridiculously big hands that I was talking about earlier wormed their way under your arms, finding your pits to be a nice resting place despite giggly protests you barely meant.
Tickle monster pulled away from your cheek and stopped wiggling his fingers into your armpits, giving you a little break.
"Golly, even after all of that, I'm still just starving!" The tickle monster gasped, joking distress in his tone. "I'm going to need way more giggles if I ever wanna get full! What should I do to get more giggles...? Hmmm..." The monster struck a thinking pose for you (but let's be honest a move like that is all Clark) until his eyes lit up. You could practically see the cartoon light bulb go off over his head.
"Eurica! I know just the trick!" And with a small giddy giggle, he laid back on the couch, you held up in his arms above his head. He admired the silly sight for a bit before you were quickly brought back down. And your tummy, the poor thing, in the area surrounding a certain button on your tummy, was attacked by raspberries.
It was giggle mania in that living room I tell ya.
Clark nuzzled his face into your belly between raspberries, so you better hope he shaved, and his fingers found their way skittering up and down your ribs as a little treat. A treat more so for Clark. So that's just great.
But, before you could get overwhelmed with all the tickly feelings, Clark stopped, gently bringing you down to lay on his chest as he tried to recover from his own laughing fit as well.
"Okay, ohokay... tickle mohohonster has had more then enohough. Dahada is bahack on thehe scene... and hohow does dada's tihiny fehehel nohow?" Clark softly rubbed your back, patiently awaiting an answer, happy to find out you were feeling cheered up.
"Reheheally? Wow! Guess I better use the tickle monster more often!" Clark joked, rolling over onto his side, your back against his chest as he held you close, his thumbs starting to rub comforting circles on your sides, him barely even noticing he was doing it. It was nice.
"Now c'mon, let's settle down." He murmured, resting his cheek on top of your head, curling up his large body to fit more comfortably on the couch. "Our shows on."
You could feel his face move from where it was perched. He was definitely cheesing like a dork, but hey, so were you.
And right about now, your favorite cartoon actually didn't seem so bad.
I absolutely feel like Clark randomly tickles Lois in order to cheer her up or when she's in a grumpy mood. He definitely teases her about it, too. Like he'll quickly tickle her side with his super speed, and he'll act like he didn't do anything. Or he'll use his super strength to overpower her and wreck her. He loves this girl, and he'll do anything to see her smile.
uh. ahem. hey everyone sorry for dying and everything and uhm. oh yeah NEW HYPERFIXATION BE UPON YE 🗣️
I deadass have no idea how I cranked this out in just under three hours and honestly I love this movie too much to even care how much I hate how it looks anyway PFHRHRHD
anyway oomf dropped a headcannon that I loved too much and I had to draw like a lil aftermath if you will 😼
Here’s another art trade that I did for a buddy of mine @just-a-fluffy-knight! I have yet to watch the Superman movie but Clark is indeed a cutie pie hehe
So uh I love him more than heaven actually /ref ☹️ (and cmon we were all thinking it when Engineer’s lil robots were crawling over him DONT LIE 🫵 /silly)
I’m actually a lot more happy with this piece than my one with him and Lex PFHRHEHE HES SUCH A CUTIEEEE ☹️☹️
I cant believe how much this movie has yanked me out of art block ITS SO CRAZY TO ME????
NSFW/MINORS DNI ACCOUNTS PLEASE DO NOT INTERACT!!!!
A/N: HOOOOH BOY this has certainly been a long time comin 😭 I’m sorry that headcannons are the only things I can seem to get out right now but uh ANYWAY IVE GOT ART FOR THIS MOVIE TOO SO LOOK AT THAT- /silly /nf
I ALSO GOT MY GCSE RESULTS BACK TODAY AND IM SO PROUD OF MYSELF SO RAAAGHHHH 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥 LET ME PRESENT THESE AS A CELEBRATION
I suppose these can be a gift for my moots @donteverblameash and @aceoftickles because I DID SAY I was gonna have a fic for this goober out but uhhhh idk motivation or something 🥀 PLEASE ACCEPT THESE INSTEAD and also I may have stolen a few ideas from u guys BUT UH ANYHOW PLEASE ENJOY
Lee:
OKAOKAYOKAYOKAY- (already explodes)
OOOOH HOW LEE CLARK HEALS MY SOUL
the giggliest mf alive oh my LAWD
his dimples become SO FUCKING PROMINENT ITS INSANE (and adorable :3)
A lil worried about his strength accidentally hurting someone so he isn’t much of a squirmer
I mean not that he isn’t absolutely loving it I MEAN-
I doubt he’d be attached to it in a community sense but come on if it’s an action that brings joy to others then OF COURSE he’s gonna love it no matter what end he’s on
I imagine him to be such a walking tickle spot LIKE HOW COULDNT HE BE LOOK AT HIM???
Though (and yes I fell for the chubby Clark Kent propaganda /silly) I like to think his tummy is quite sensitive there’s no way he doesn’t have at least a little bit of chub there and ☹️
Oh and honourable mention for neck and underarms (yes I must headcannon every muscly character with these spots LEAVE ME BE)
Still very adamant on not swearing so even while getting wrecked he’s just like
“Ohoh, gohohosh!” “Hehey, easy on the sides, buhuhuddy-!” “Geheez, that tihihickles-!”
IFNRBSHSHBS IM SORRY DUDE HES SUCH A CUTIE PIE 💔💔💔
and yes he even announces that it tickles he can still say the dreaded word no matter what 🥀
Definitely gets given the occasional sneaky poke or tase in the Daily Planet by Lois or Jimmy or EVEN PERRY like if he needs his attention or something
And best believe it always leaves him just hunched at his desk all red and HEGHDHEGEE
Speaking of it certainly doesn’t take much to embarrass him like any teases or tactics or even just a few fingers wiggling in his direction will get him SO RED
“Woah, okahay, don’t be rash now! Let’s talk this out like real pahals-!” While he stumbles over himself like an idiot ☹️ /pos
Oh and there’s no way Kara doesn’t know how sensitive he is either (uses this to her advantage when he even SUGGESTS doing something she doesn’t wanna do)
EVEN KRYPTO SOMETIMES GETS IN ON THE ACTION
“Kryhypto! Noho, bad boy, get that nohose off my neheheck! WAHAIT NOho not there eheheither-!”
I feel like once his laughter becomes a squeaky wheeze that’s when you know you’ve gotten him good :3
Was definitely tickled a lot by his parents growing up too
But do they stop there? ABSOLUTELY NOT.
“C’mon, Clark! Give us that smile we know and love!” “Ohoh my gosh, Mahaha..!”
Cannot stand the tickly kisses Lois gives on his neck (or anywhere for that matter) he’ll just scrunch up and giggle like an absolute dork PFHEGHDHS
OKAY FINAL DUMB IDEA but I imagine one time for whatever reason (probably Guy or even Lex being a dick I KNOW ITS A REACH BUT I DONT CAREEEE) he got tickled while in his Superman getup
AND OFC HE ‘INTERVIEWED HIMSELF’ ABOUT IT and said something dumb like
“Oh no, I uhm… I interviewed Superman about that whole thing, said it was just a weird angle on the camera that caught it, it looks like he flinched but he didn’t… Said he’s impervious to that kinda stuff…”
and of course he’s mumbling it all and adjusting his glasses nervously BOY YOU AINT SLICK???
Ler:
……..no one look at me IM NOT EVEN HERE /silly
But anyway I’ll start this out by saying this man is the absolute KING of cheer up tickles
Like someones bakin’ up a batch of frownies?? Well that just won’t do!
Forever love the trope of like gentle giant characters he’ll just squish his big old hands at your tickle spots as gently as possible and HFBRHEGDHGSGSEG
And cmon he’s strong so best believe he can just pick up whoever he’s getting like they weigh NOTHING
But he’s just cuddling em close and resting his chin on their shoulder or head and OFJFBSJDN I NEED TO STOP
oh yeah and remember how I said he can still say the tword as much as he wants without getting flustered?
…….well-
“Ah tickle tickle tickle tickle! Kitchy kitchy koooo! Ahahawhh, there’s that smile I love so much! Golly, just look at that!”
He will compliment every single thing you do while getting got by the way like whether that be your laugh, your smile, ANYTHING YOURE JUST GETTING SHOWERED WITH KIND WORDS
And believe me this man will be giggling and smiling as much as you are HE EVEN GETS A LITTLE RED IN THE FACE HIMSELF BY GIGGLING TOO MUCH
He tries so hard to be a intimidating in a silly way but his dimples are just CARVED INTO HIS FACE HELL NEVER NOT LOOK SILLY ☹️
He just has way too much fun making people laugh and smile and and and ☹️☹️☹️
David Corenswet himself deadass said once that even just making people laugh can be a superpower SO COME ON MAN ITS BASICALLY CANON 💔💔💔💔
Takes the role of the tickle monster WAY too seriously
Like he grew up on that shit he knows ALL THE TACTICS AND ☹️
Oh and he also LOVES pretending not to know where you are if you’re hiding
“Well, darn it! I just can’t seem to find them anywhere!” While dramatically scratching his head and facing away from the very obvious lump under the bed covers /silly
He also loves to just announce what he’s doing like “I’m gonna getcha! Yes I aham! Ohohoh, Imma get that happy spohot!”
As much as they absolutely take him out, he ADORES dishing out tickly kisses, nuzzles and raspberries
Basically anything that just turns up the fun dial he pretty much loves :’]
Just make sure you don’t catch him on a day where he hasn’t had time to shave otherwise you’re COOKED. WITH TWO OS. /silly
Bro think everything a damn game SO TRUST HELL TURN IT INTO ONE. Whether it be like Tickle Tag or Hide and Seek or whatever HELL DO IT
And if it’s ever a tickle chase you’re definitely getting to hear this goofy villain laugh he does EVERY SINGLE TIME without fail he’s just so stupid dude ☹️ /lh
oh and his aftercare is like top tier I’m sorry 💔
Trust you’re getting all the cuddles and kisses to your face and head before he scarpers off to fetch you some water
“You okay? I didn’t go too far, did I..? I mean, you’d tell me if I crossed a line, right-?”
Yes he is the most considerate ler to exist he will respect EVERY SINGLE BOUNDARY you put in place
He even won’t get you unless he’s got your utmost permission
But basically anything he uses against you make sure to keep in mind because it’ll most likely make him giggle and go red as much as it makes you when used against him MWAHAHAHAAHHH
OKAH HOPE YALL LIKED THESE I LOVE THIS GUY SO MUCH AND AND GRGDHDGRHGSGGAH I’ve got so much more ideas for this guy but I’d end up flooding this post so 💔💔💔
