What do YOU think of Kurtofsky, Sebofsky, Blaineofsky and St Karofsky? I have so many thoughts about them that your ask is gonna take awhile lmao
oh no, I should have prepared for this.
Kurtofsky -
I honestly love the idea of them together, but not, like right off the bat after The Kiss. They would have to work through a lot of Stuffâ„¢ together first. I think, if Kurt hadn't been with Blaine in Heart and had agreed to go out with Dave after his showering of gifts, then they would have worked really well. Dave grew a lot from 2x06 to Heart, got more confident with himself, and I think, while they would need a nice long conversation with a fair amount of apologies on Dave's side, they would have been good together in S3b. Kurt would have totally been right by his side after he was outed, and supported him though that, actually picking up his phone when he called.
I could also see them working later in life, I love fics like that, where they stumble across each other in New York.
I love them and how they compliment each other, juxtapositions in character. They're almost how I would picture Burt and Elizabeth, so would be a fun parallel of them. One gruff and 'manly' and outwardly tough but totally a teddy bear, the other seeming delicate and snooty but is actually very kind-hearted and mentally tough.
Sebofsky -
I like this pairing too (but then again I like most pairings, it's a problem). They're not up there as a Dave ship like Kurtofsky is, but in the handful of fics I've read of them they're fun. Sebastian is a huge flirt, and I can kind of see him showering Dave with compliments, not like sweet things though, naughty ones (but sweet ones in private), and I think being with him would help Dave's self esteem somewhat. I guess it entirely depends on what version of Sebastian it is, because there are a few floating around out there in Fandom, but I'm imagining the snarky, flirty, secretly doting one. They'd share a lot of snarky banter and from the outside people would think they were about to break up, when that's just kinda how they show affection to one another. They're a fun ship, with an interesting dynamic and I enjoy reading fics with the pairing!
Blainofsky -
Sunshine, that is my thoughts about them. If Blaine hadn't been hung up on Kurt, or if Kurt hadn't been hung up on Blaine, I could see them staying together for a long while. It seemed like Blaine was Dave's first serious boyfriend after an impressive line of hook ups (? first dates??). I mean, they're living together fairly soon after getting together (judging by the confusing glee timeline) and them sitting in the truck during homecoming makes my heart swell. They're sweet, like I can imagine them being a cavity inducing couple. Blaine would bring out Dave's soft and cuddly side, and Dave would encourage Blaine to better himself, but not necessarily push him out of his comfort zone. They'd be a really stable couple, once Blaine got over Kurt, even with the weird history between them. I can imagine that they talked about that before getting together, though, at least I would assume!
But yeah, sweet and stable and soft.
St. Karofsky -
This was a throwaway random ship, dude, i have never thought of it before sending you that ask! But I am of the mindset that Jesse St. James can be shipped with everyone in the glee verse (provided they're not lesbians and/or much too old) so I am going to try my best to figure out what their dynamic would be, and if I would ship it.
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I can't see myself shipping it. this is a tragedy. I can ship Jesse St. James with fucking everyone. but they don't mesh, they have no parts of themselves that would gel, nothing. I can't imagine the two of them sharing a space together, let alone sharing a life!
Maybe Jesse would feel some sort of musical chemistry with him, like imagining some weird S1 AU where the jocks have to sing with the Glee Club and Jesse hears Dave's smooth, deep, baritone and pops a boner for it. idk. I can imagine him being a thorn in Dave's side for a good while afterwards, stalking him in the halls, talking to him at his locker, being a general annoyance without realising so. Like just weird backhanded compliments left right and centre while somehow also complimenting himself. He's like full on flirting with Dave, but Dave kinda can't tell because it's such a weird brand of flirting, but gradually Jesse wears down his Fort Knox closet door and they make out backstage in the auditorium.
This is the only way I can imagine them.
I think I've redeemed myself with my St. Crackships because this could be a cute little one shot if I knew how to write Jesse St. James as a character.
That was fun!! I hope you had fun answering too 😂
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