[therezastarman]

hey siri play monstrous cock on apple music

[stjohnstarling]

I’m not sure how many people realize that there’s a way in which hurt/comfort is actually very kinky, because at its core you’ve got this emotional power exchange fantasy where one character is vulnerable and helpless and the other takes care of them. In the case of stories involving grievous injuries, where someone is bedridden for a long time, you often end up with two characters in a 24/7 total power exchange relationship without a safeword. It just doesn’t involve as many whips and dog collars.

[ardebatis]

Can I?? Like burrow into your brain like an amoeba? I need to feed on more of this

[theconcealedweapon]

This is why "eat the rich" is not a violent statement. Rich people literally kill others for their own profits. Any violence against rich people who do this is self defense.

This is also one of the many reasons why there are zero good cops. The nicest cop in existence would arrest someone for stealing to survive but would not arrest these greedy employers for killing for profit.

[therezastarman]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "👀 good for her I guess"

[kosmogrl]

things that can kill you:

- the night before your birthday

- late summer evenings

- the way the sunlight hits the kitchen a certain way on a summer afternoon

[therezastarman]

life is a cigarette, old chud, and i love a cigarette

[starlitbeetle]

Hey all, while we're busy normalizing women with hairy legs, hairy armpits and bushy pubes, let's also normalize women with hairy upper lips, hairy chins, hairy side burns, hairy chests, and all the other places where women are supposedly magically hair-free.

[achillesinhighheels]

The Lovers by Jef Joseph Marie Thomas Lambeaux (1852-1908)

[ombrabrontok]

Oh I adore this piece of art 💚

[f-around-n-find-out]

Solid silver erotic sculpture of two nude women

[mewwon]

thinking of this pic and laughing has been keeping me up the past few nights

[tuxankhamun]

[therezastarman]

i haven’t been able to function since rewatching interview with the vampire (movie) last night what do you mean the way that you get turned into a vampire is you get bitten on the neck and they suck your blood and then you FEED OFF OF THEIR BLOOD somebody NEEDS to turn me into a vampire RIGHT NOW, not even so that i can be a vampire, just so i can experience that

[unholyfck-deactivated20250224]

Support her goals and her fucked up kinks.

[steelestallion]

REAL MEN SUCK STRAP.

[gean-grey-blog]

One time I was leaving a friend's place and an older lady with basically no English came up to me and communicated that she was very cold and needed a ride. She pointed to tell me where to go.

I got there and her daughter or granddaughter came out and was like omg her phone died we were worried

And then the older lady said something and the younger lady translated.

"She knew she could trust you because you have pink hair"

I thought it was funny at the time. But when I think back on it I think she was basically saying "you had a visible sign of not vibing with the system I was afraid of"

Be weird. Be colorful. Help random people.

[bonestruther]

Got an ipad and i can finally draw again, thank fuck. Pretty Uhura!!!

[strange-aeons]

How tall are you. I want to spread misinformation about you and am worried about it being accidentally correct

I'm 6'7

[strange-aeons]

I DIDNT KNOW ABOUT THE HOT NEW MEME FOR CHILDREN I WAS MAKING A REGULar JOKE