[therezastarman]

hey siri play monstrous cock on apple music

[therezastarman]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "👀 good for her I guess"

[kosmogrl]

things that can kill you:

- the night before your birthday

- late summer evenings

- the way the sunlight hits the kitchen a certain way on a summer afternoon

[therezastarman]

life is a cigarette, old chud, and i love a cigarette

[starlitbeetle]

Hey all, while we're busy normalizing women with hairy legs, hairy armpits and bushy pubes, let's also normalize women with hairy upper lips, hairy chins, hairy side burns, hairy chests, and all the other places where women are supposedly magically hair-free.

[achillesinhighheels]

The Lovers by Jef Joseph Marie Thomas Lambeaux (1852-1908)

[ombrabrontok]

Oh I adore this piece of art 💚

[f-around-n-find-out]

Solid silver erotic sculpture of two nude women

[mewwon]

thinking of this pic and laughing has been keeping me up the past few nights

[tuxankhamun]

[therezastarman]

i haven’t been able to function since rewatching interview with the vampire (movie) last night what do you mean the way that you get turned into a vampire is you get bitten on the neck and they suck your blood and then you FEED OFF OF THEIR BLOOD somebody NEEDS to turn me into a vampire RIGHT NOW, not even so that i can be a vampire, just so i can experience that

[unholyfck-deactivated20250224]

Support her goals and her fucked up kinks.

[steelestallion]

REAL MEN SUCK STRAP.

[gean-grey-blog]

One time I was leaving a friend's place and an older lady with basically no English came up to me and communicated that she was very cold and needed a ride. She pointed to tell me where to go.

I got there and her daughter or granddaughter came out and was like omg her phone died we were worried

And then the older lady said something and the younger lady translated.

"She knew she could trust you because you have pink hair"

I thought it was funny at the time. But when I think back on it I think she was basically saying "you had a visible sign of not vibing with the system I was afraid of"

Be weird. Be colorful. Help random people.

[bonestruther]

Got an ipad and i can finally draw again, thank fuck. Pretty Uhura!!!

[strange-aeons]

How tall are you. I want to spread misinformation about you and am worried about it being accidentally correct

I'm 6'7

[strange-aeons]

I DIDNT KNOW ABOUT THE HOT NEW MEME FOR CHILDREN I WAS MAKING A REGULar JOKE

[therezastarman]

if anybody wants an in depth contextualization of macbeth i have a slideshow

[therezastarman]

i must confess something

my guilty pleasure is listening to all the young dudes (the fanfiction) at 3X speed