#superpervysage

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I still very much stand by my headcanon that shinobi carry personal items such as keys, condoms and wallets in small storing scrolls, because why not? Super nifty!

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I stand by my point: Naruto has always been and will be forever more, a fucking idiot.

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It's a quarter past twelve (am) and my Aussie bros are going to con TwT

[passthesake]

and like

tsu and jira actually went to school together or some shit

and they bump into each other in the goddamn weirdest places

and if nardo and tsu ever find him she's like

"WHAT THE FUCK HOW DO YOU KEEP FINDING ME"

[asumas-gaiden]

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I laugh because I just realized that I only have the Aussies on my relationships page and I can't be fucked to change it..

[passthesake]

[text] no the fuck they were not meant for you

[text] I can’t decide if I’m relieved or insulted that you’re analyzing the camera-work instead of perving

[text] they’re called shadow clones

[text] I can’t believe I’m having this conversation

[super-pervy-sage]

[text] friends can send friends nudes come on now

[text] i’m pretty sure you’re not supposed to use shadow clones for your dirty business

[text] that’s not to say i won’t but that’s beside the point

[text] it’s a perfectly normal conversation i don’t know what you’re talking about

[passthesake]

[text] friends with BENEFITS send nudes, and the only benefit I'm getting out of this friendship is a bottle of good sake for my birthday, once a year, on a day that is NOT MY BIRTHDAY

[text] we've lived long enough to have bounties higher than the accumulated wealth of small cities, I think we're allowed to uses shadow clones for whatever the fuck we want

[text] pun not intended, ninja-jesus

[text] I don't want to know what kind of conversations you have that make this normal

[uchihasavior]

super-pervy-sage replied to your post “Going by Jiraiya Naruto similarities, what would you say about Jiraiya's sexuality?”

esuuuu you're too kind. also i agree with you on the sexuality front too heterosexuality is pretty ingrained in the pervert, "dirty/sleazy old man" tropes. i always have to put in my two cents on jiraiya observations whoops

[[I always want your two cents because it's amazing :3]]