SCS(AEN) Incorrect Quotes (mostly Starlight Cookie being unhinged)
Starlight Bingsu: Zoey
Spice Queen: Mira
Superstar: Rumi
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*during their visit to the Creme Republic*
Starlight Bingsu Cookie, just set fire to Elder Custard's house: Arson? Oh, you mean "crime brûlée".
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Starlight Bingsu Cookie: So according to the cease and desist order I got, apparently you can’t ‘legally’ be a lawyer if your license is ‘cut out of a cereal box’.
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*Dark Choco Cookie, who just finished his first week of bodyguadd duty*
Superstar Cookie: Hey, are you okay?
Dark Choco Cookie: Yeah.
Superstar Cookie: You don't look okay...
Dark Choco Cookie: Then stop looking.
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Dark Choco Cookie: *trying to get five seconds of sleep*
Starlight Bingsu Cookie, poking Dark Choco Cookie’s arm: Dark Choco Cookie Dark Choco Cookie. Dark Choco Cookie. Dark Choco Cookie.
Dark Choco Cookie: WHAT?
Starlight Bingsu Cookie: …We’re out of Capri Suns—
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Dark Choco Cookie: I don’t remember that.
Superstar: Do you remember that night last week when you slept in a revolving door?
Dark Choco Cookie: ...No.
Superstar Cookie: Okay, do you remember when you were chased by those wild dogs for two miles?
Dark Choco Cookie: Not especially, no.
Superstar Cookie: It was in between those two things.
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Starlight Bingsu Cookie: You know me, Crunchy Chip Cookie, I don’t take any shit. You know what I say to my haters?
Crunchy Chip Cookie: What?
Starlight Bingsu Cookie: I say: “Please don’t hate me, I’m really nice.”
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Spice Queen Cookie: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.
Affogato Cookie: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!
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Superstar Cookie: So, did everyone learn their lesson?
Starlight Bingsu Cookie: No.
Dark Choco Cookie: I did not.
Spice Queen Cookie: I may have actually forgotten one.
Crunchy Chip Cookie: Also no.
Superstar Cookie: Oh good, neither did I.
Nebula Cookie: *Exhausted sigh*
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Nebula Cookie, holding a box of Lunchables: Ah, I loved these when I was your age… fine dining.
Spice Queen Cookie: Fix yourself.
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Starlight Bingsu Cookie: What are your adjectives?
Dark Cacao Cookie: …You mean my pronouns?
Starlight Bingsu Cookie: No, I know what your pronouns are! What are your adjectives?
Dark Cacao Cookie: …I dunno. What are yours?
Starlight Bingsu Cookie: Noisy and chaotic!
Dark Cacao Cookie: I’ve never had something go from making no sense to making complete sense so quickly.
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Dark Choco Cookie: Hey Starlight Bingsu Cookie, have you seen the photographer?
Starlight Bingsu Cookie: Nope. Have you seen the meat tenderizer?
Dark Choco Cookie, confused: What?
Starlight Bingsu Cookie, grabbing the meat tenderizer out of the drawer: No reason, cute girl things!
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Superstar Cookie: What are you planning to do?
Starlight Bingsu Cookie: Hey, now. "Planning"?! Do you KNOW who you're talking to?!
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Dark Choco Cookie: I called you like ten times! Why didn’t you pick up?
Starlight Bingsu Cookie: *remembers dancing to the ringtone*
Starlight Bingsu Cookie: I didn’t hear it.
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Crunchy Chip Cookie: I need life advice.
Starlight Bingsu, sipping Gatorade and eating bear jellies: You came to the right person.
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Superstar Cookie to Derpy: Baby vibes... hold gentle... like hamburger.
Dark Choco Cookie, affectionate: Punt like football.
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Supersta Cookie: *standing on a balcony and sneezes*
Dark Cacao Cookie: *standing on the roof* Bless you.
Superstar Cookie: God?!
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Starlight Bingsu Cookie: Can I borrow five dollars?
Caramel Arrow Cookie: If you’re only borrowing it, does that mean you’ll pay me back?
Starlight Bingsu Cookie: Of course.
Starlight Bingsu Cookie: Not directly, but with my love and affection.
Caramel Arrow Cookie: So that’s a no.
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*While the gang is fighting a hoard of demons*
Superstar Cookie, trying to warn about the location of an enemy: To the left!
Starlight Bingsu Cookie: Take it back now y'all!
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*during their visit to the Dark Cacao Kingdom"
Spice Queen Cookie to Dark Cacao Cookie: If karma doesn't hit you, I fucking will.
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*Dark Cacao being old*
Starlight Bingsu Cookie: iuegrukfhoeuhfeoruhf
Dark Cacao Cookie: What is that?
Spice Queen Cookie: it’s a keyboard smash
Dark Cacao Cookie: How do I do it?
Starlight Bingsu Cookie: just press anything
Dark Cacao Cookie: 7
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*during their training days*
Starlight Bingsu Cookie: Spice Queen Cookie, you risked your life to save me!
Spice Queen Cookie: And I’d do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it.
(This was in fact a lie)
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*fighting the licorice sea kaiju*
Starlight Bingsu Cookie: If history repeats itself, I’m so getting a dinosaur!
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*Starlight Bingsu being an enviornmentalist*
Starlight Bingsu Cookie: I am Starlight Bingsu Cookie, I speak for the trees. Chop them down and I snap your knees.
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Crunchy Chip Cookie: I wanna sleep for 40 hours.
Starlight Bingsu Cookie: You know that's called a coma, right?
Crunchy Chip Cookie:
Crunchy Chip Cookie: That sounds so refreshing, I could totally go for a light coma right now.
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*Thump noise*
Superstar Cookie, from the other room: What happened?!
Crunchy Chip Cookie: Spice Queen Cookie’s shirt fell.
Superstar Cookie: Why was it loud?
Crunchy Chip Cookie: It had her inside.
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Dark Cacao Cookie, at Starlight Bingsu Cookie, tired: Of course you have blood all over you, and pronouns.
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Starlight Bingsu Cookie: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?
Spice Queen Cookie: Aww-
Starlight Bingsu Cookie: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!
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Starlight Bingsu Cookie: *kisses Superstar Cookie*
Superstar Cookie: !
Starlight Bingsu Cookie: ...Did you steal my chapstick?
Superstar Cookie: Did- did I what?
Starlight Bingsu Cookie: My chapstick, Superstar Cookie. Did you steal it?
Spice Queen Cookie: Starlight Bingsu Cookie, for the love of God, not this again.
Superstar Cookie: I- No, I didn't steal your chapstick. We use the same chapstick.
Starlight Bingsu Cookie: No, there is absolutely no way we use the same chapstick, because it was only sold on one Etsy shop two years ago and they discontinued it, and I loved it so much that I bought the last of their stock, and I keep it in my freezer so it doesn't go bad. It's been discontinued for three years. No one uses the same chapstick for three years. So unless you've been eating a whole fuck ton of something that's flavored like chocolate and popcorn, you absolutely stole my fucking chapstick.
Superstar Cookie: Chocolate and popcorn?
Spice Queen Cookie: Why do you think it got discontinued?
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Spice Queen Cookie: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out!
Superstar Cookie: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way?
Spice Queen Cookie: I don't know, surprise me!
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Superstar Cookie: Where are you going?
Starlight Bingsu Cookie: To get MYSELF a gift cause somebody didn't get me one!
Superstar Cookie: I told you I did! Its coming here on Friday!
Spice Queen Cookie, knowing full well that her and Superstar Cookie got Starlight Bingsu Cookie an engagement ring: *eating popcorn*
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Starlight Bingsu Cookie: Spice Queen Cookie is playing hard to get.
Starlight Bingsu Cookie: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
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Spice Queen Cookie: So how’s the food Superstar Cookie made?
Starlight Bingsu Cookie: It's great! Compliments to her.
Spice Queen Cookie: *goes to the kitchen*
Spice Queen Cookie: You're adorable.
Superstar Cookie: *blushes*
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Superstar Cookie: Who do we know that has handcuffs?
Starlight Bingsu Cookie: Well Spice Queen Cookie and I-
Spice Queen Cookie: *elbows Starlight Bingsu Cookie*
Starlight Bingsu Cookie: ...wouldn't know.
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Superstar Cookie: Wow, Spice Queen Cookie, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.
Spice Queen Cookie: We literally slept together yesterday.
Superstar Cookie: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
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Dark Choco Cookie, about Huntr/x: I've only know them for a month and a half and I have never been more stressed in my life but if anything happened to them I'll kill everyone in this Agency and then myself.