#superstar limo

[terrible-twst-oc-ideas]

Want a really bad AND obscure idea? Swifty La Rue from Superstar Limo 🫰

YAY THEME PARK CHARACTER!

Swifty La Rue from Superstar Limo (2001)

OH GOD it's horrifying... it's a sleezy Hollywood agent!

[fan-collector-geek]

Early DCA Hollywood graphic, on a pillar in a store there. Superstar Limo!

[hamelinsnightmare]

Superstar Limo

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[tgwdlmreprised]

hollywooooood

[klaus-laserdisc]

I can rest easy at night knowing I got to experience Michael Eisner's masterpiece: Superstar Limo. I even wanted to ride it because limousines are cool.

My feeling afterwards was 'I just went on a ride' and nothing else.

[idreamofthemeparks]

I was suddenly struck with the phrase "Superstar Limo game" today. What would that be? Pokemon Snap but with photos of celebrities? Some kind of Kim Kardashian Hollywood ripoff? A dating sim where you get to know your creepy puppet agent? Hmm.

[idreamofthemeparks]

The Imagineering Story episode about Disneyland Paris, spinning its failure as a minor temporary setback, got me wondering how Disney would spin its other failures.

"Although Journey Into Your Imagination ran for a short time, it created so many beloved memories. Fans of the original attraction made their voices heard about this reimagined version, and Imagineers listened, beginning work on an even more spectacular experience."

"Superstar Limo was a completely unique attraction, unlike anything else created before. Its short run time was entirely due to public opinion following Princess Diana's untimely death. However, Imagineers were able to use the attraction as a basis for something even more exciting."

"In 2020, Disney was unfortunately forced to lay off a number of cast members; the pandemic and its massive financial losses forced the company's hand. These highly skilled individuals, trained by the best and brightest at Disney, were able to take their enthusiasm to jobs all over the world."

[a-land-of-shadow-and-substance]

I never actually got to go on Superstar Limo. Was it as bad as everyone says?

I'd say yeah, it was that bad. After riding it, my reaction was a shocked "What... what *was* that???" And I proceeded to not ride it again in the short time it remained open. It had what the internet these days calls "extremely cursed energy". The script just kept obnoxiously referring to "THE STAR!" Which of course was supposed to be every guest but they really had to strain to keep it generic to fit everyone so it made all the dialogue really awkward. Almost like THE STAR was eldritch and unable to be described and could only be called THE STAR. I did *not* feel like THE STAR. The ride's closure and replacement was a huge relief. I just hated that it was closed for so long, since it made a huge dead spot in the already sparse DCA.