For the dating meme: Inanna!
(sorry for answering now, I fell asleep soon after reblogging the meme)
Pros:
You get to pet her dog
you will be safe b/c either noone wants to mess with her or she just scare them off
access to the best bargainer in 300km radius
access to the best pastries in the 100 km radius
lots and lots and lots of romo
it’s going to be one of the most intense experiences in your life
high chance for open relationship
Cons:
it’s going to be the scariest experience in your life
she often forgets to clean up her living area after one of her experiments so there is a high chance to walk in
more secrets than you can wrap your head around and lack of sincerity
bursts of weird insecurities or sense of guiltaround 3am every 4 months you will need to talk her down from
high chance for open relationship
get ready to be kicked into becoming a king against you will b/c her ambitions say so








