#surely.txt

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[coughing while walking out of a dusty house] hey guys what’s up

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i think perhaps the funniest thing that came out of DT is there are texans out here and urianger still talks like that

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that bee got hands

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me when i first started DT: this’ll be a fun little adventure! wait, why do i have 5 levels worth of quests to go—

me at 99/100: hey do you wanna see how hard i can cry

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hey uh. what the fuck.

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WE ARE IN FUCKIGN TEXAS

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so that’s why he was so comically evil

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the scene where wuk lamat asks if you can hold her hand to comfort her is so 🥹